Danger Incorporated

HumptyDumpty:19

Jaspers POV
Ok this whole Nemo thing has been going on for two whole freaking days like for real cut me some slack. Oh and not only does my little sister know but she told my friends and then they told their friends so now the whole school is talking about my Nemo fettish althought I dont have a Nemo fettish. My fettish is hipbones but thats not my point. Did everybody really have to tease me, like I wouldnt be surprised if my face is as red as a baby with constipation... too far..sorry..
Why am I so bord today, oh thats right because I have no life. Im going to the pool. Yay the pool. Now it is cold right now but there is this gym down town and they have this awesome indoor pool.
Oh My Word... ok these girls just walked by in a bikini and oh my gosh they were fine. WHAT??? I may be a good boy but im still a boy. I think I may put on my charm and see if I can get one of their numbers. So I walk myself over there and do just that except for getting the number part, yeah it didnt work out, let me explain.
"H..Hey ladies" I say while attempting to wink and stuttering, ugh why did I even want to come over here, you know better than this Jasper, darn it now im talking to myself. Ok just play off buddy, ok I really need to stop talking to myself "you got a boyfriend" I ask, the blond smiled and was about to say somthing when the red head busted out laughing and said "OMG your that Nemo kid arent you" really....the nemo thing again...... "no. no im not. im the bubble guppie kid" and with that I walked off and drove home. Stupid Nemo..
I look down and saw that I never replied back to my penpal, might as well do it now.
hey please dont rape me. you will only go to the bad place but with that being said I have a teddy bear to his name is ted but you cant do the humpty dumpty with him...thats just gross..... I like tacos...... ok well write back soon
~slickaslickaslimshady