Danger Incorporated

36: Typical School Girl

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oh excuse me that was rude .... please excuse me from screaming and i appreciate the thoughts that are going through your heads wondering why on earth is such a sweet little girl like me screaming

well thats actually an amazing question .... well you see i was standing in my kitchen when i saw a full sink full of dirty dishes, that i really didnt want to do because i have this dishorder called dishophobia its where im scared of not only dishes but dirty dishes

so yeah that explains the screaming that i may or may not have scared your little hearts out of your chest with .. thanks for caring that much guys ... it truly means a lot to someone that cares

anyway back to the story ... after i screamed i decided to what everyone tells people to do .... i faced my fears... and walked towards the sink ... shoulders back, chest up, head straight ... yeah i walked to those dishes like a soldier going to fight for us

you wanna know what i did once i arrived at the battlefeild.... well ill tell you anyways ..... i did what all brave people did ....

i grabbed a spoon ........ and walked away ... oops maybe i should have told yall that the spoon was actually one of the only clean things left in the dish drainer beside the sink ... that could have really gave yall a heart attack if yall didnt know that before i told yall what i did with the spoon next.

i walked to the freezer ... yeah thats right thats where i keep all the bodies .... yall have heard of processed meat right? ... im mean come on thats all it is .... just playing with you guys ...... or am i

any who if you wanted to know what i was doing with a freezer and a spoon .... youll just have to keep reading

since i obviously couldnt face my dishophobia fear and do something with those monsterous dishes ... why wouldnt i just add to their army ... in other words im not eating some yummy cookies and cream ice cream .... and let me tell you ... it is freaking amazeballs

speaking of amazeballs ... i think its about time for me to write back my penpal ... as we all know in my life the food obviously comes first .... i finsh up the gallon of ice cream before heading to my room to find, reread, and write back to slickaslickaslimshadys letter

once i got upstairs in my room i searched and searched for that stupid letter over and over so i looked in the only place left in my room ... the trash can... and what do you know there politely balled up in a perfect circle was the letter ... so i opened and reread it.

blah blahh blahhh .... hello .... yeah .... nunyah.... yes you are very nosey .... a organge is awesome yes....blahh blaah .... yeah mine too .... blah .... yeah that would be lovely

oh sorry you guys i was just rereading it and was writtinng down my thoughts in the process but dont worry thats not what im sending him .... that would just be plain rude so i reply like this instead

why hello there again .... honestly, in my opinion i dont really know whether or not to take your answer that you haved hugged and kiss someone seriously.... but your right it isnt my business and ima say that i believe your answer to try to be nice to you ... and like it isnt my answer to know the right or wrong answer it isnt yours either but ima tell you that i have kissed and hugged someone before and its your choice to believe it or not.... and thats interesting that your music is bipolar because mine is exactly the same ... as well as our taste in music ... i like everything but opera ... i mean sorry if it offends you in some shape or form but if you can break a freaking glass with your voice you just need to keep your mouth sealed .. like forever.... till you die .... but thats just my opinion. orange is bae. and yes i play all instruments ..... since the definition of play is this senerio is to make a sound out of .... but instruments i actually know and care to learn how to play are the trumpet, guitar, and keyboard. since we might as well be playing 20 questions .. why not join in the game ... haha .... anywho .... do you play any instruments? whats your favorite ice cream? are you a dog or cat person? and lastly is the cup half empty or half full?.......... oh and ps sorry for the book and taking so long to reply.... one more thing ....... IMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD LIFE IN PLASTIC ITS SO FANTASTIC YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE IMAGINATION LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

~K ~ freakinamazeballs0000

after writting that book ... i was so tired from school and everything today that was absolutly boring i decided to call it a night and turned on my radio .... as radio i mean that dude that can sing his butt offs skype account, before changing into my pjs and getting into bed decideing to take a shower in the morning.... and then i was in the best sleep ever

well i thought i was until i heard .... turn the music up turn the music up you must be out your mind turn the music up you must be out your mind turn the music up ...... yeah that was the stupid ringtone on my phone ... that wasnt that long but it was a shorter verison of that ... anyway it was indicating that someone i didnt know had just texted me

and this flipping text just said hey .... im sorry but you dont just text me hey at 12:00 in the morning .... expecially when i dont know you

so instead of replying i decide to call this idiot trying to get up with me .... once they answered and said hello ... i said something that went a little like this

"you got some guts texting me at 12 in the morning, thinking that i actually want to talk to you when i could be in my amazing dreamland, expecially when i have no idea who the (insert a colorful word because im to tired to), so you have approximetly 15 seconds to tell me who you are and how you got my number .... ps. 8 of those seconds are already up"