Danger Incorporated

42: drunk on you

Karson pov

after i was singing my heart out in Dinkledoos car trying to ignore the fact that he was driving as slow as frogs ... keep in mind that i wasnt actually trying to sing i was just goofing off we arrived and i jumped out of the car and waited for the other turtles to get out before we headed inside

once we were seated in a booth, sadly i had to sit beside Jasper because the minnions wanted to sit together and me nor Jasper wanted to hear them fuss... good thing he found some pants and smelt good ... but the wings we ordered all fifty of them were going to smell even better compared to all the other plates of wings floating around us

we just sat around and talked while we waited for our food and i figured i would bring up one of mine and Dinkledoos memories together so i said

" hey di ... i mean hey Jasper does this remind you of anything" and i grinned at him

he smiled and said " nope not at all"

"oh really thats funny cause i winged you the second time we ran into each other at the food court"

"oh yeah i think i may remember running into someone at a food court a few weeks ago"

"yeah J dog i think wings bring us together"

"maybe so"

after our short conversation our food arrived and we were all makeing out with our wings .. seriously i think i may be flying away to Buffalo by eating these wings

its adorable because Jasper and Claire are trying to be polite and not get sauce everywhere as me and JoJo dont give a wing any mercy and have sause plastered on our faces ... i mean if they gotta problem with it they can pay for everything ... yes im the one whos buying everything cause im just that nice

the wings finally desapeared into our bellies ... now that was some real magic... anyway it only took us about 15-20 min to eat every last one of the wings on the plate because they were all hungry and i was running on fumes from my dinner last night ... uggh stupid kids not allowing me to eat

anywho i asked the girls if they would like anything else and they said said no that they were all full so i asked them if they wanted to play the arcade games and like any kid they agreed so i gave both of them ten dollars

once i had them settled i decided it was time for me to go to the bar ... i mean thats why i came in the first place ... as i was walking towards the steps that allowed you access to the bar i looked over my shoulder and told the lost puppy that he could join me if he'd like

he told me that he wasnt interested and that he didnt drink, so i said i didnt either and winked at him

i guess i was gonna get drunk all by my self ... why is it that nobody likes me ... pssh wonder why

so i go and sit at the bar and wait for the bartender to notice me before i ordered or else i would have just been wasteing this precious air around us just to repeat myself since the bar is pretty full at the moment

once i ordered the best drink ever ... a chocalate milkshake ... i had to wait until it was made ....geez i hate waiting

and yes you desturbed minded people i did say a chocalate milkshake at a bar because wild wings just so happens to have an ice cream bar which is were im currently at as well as the actual bar that contains beer and wine and all that desturbing stuff

once i finally got my milkshake i slurped it down like it was my life support and no i didnt get brain freeze because im just that awesome or it may be the fact that i have it so often i dont realize it when i do actually have brain freeze i ordered a bowl of cookies and cream ice cream which didnt take as long to prepare as the milkshake which was very convient to me

this pattern keep continuing until i was on my 10th bowl of ice cream and then Jasper decided to ruin my fun my asking me what i was doing so i told him that he would know if he had come with me in the first place and explained that I was eating cream like a normal person would after they had wings and then I asked him if he would like to join me for some ice cream well more ice cream in my case.

he told the waiter that he wanted some cookie dough ice cream and then told him that I wanted a bowl of chocolate ice cream... so I decide to play around with him and say that I was allergic to chocolate .... yeah it didn't phase him because he obviously noticed I had chocolate ice cream on the side of my mouth and a speck or two on my cheeks ... hey what can a girl say she digs her ice cream ... literally its all over my face

any who we continue talking until I decided unintentionally wanted to start singing to my ice cream ... yeah it went a little like this

baby why am I so drunk on you make me feel so crazy inside something I've never felt before I've never smiled so much in my life please don't ever leave me again

what made my song even better was the fact that apparently Dinkledoo thought I was talking to him because he started blushing ... and that's when I turned to him and said while smiling silly up at him

"you know you are crazy to actually think that song I just made up out of no where was about you and for your information it was to my wonderful amazing beautiful magnificent ice cream laying peacefully in front of me ... geez do I love you ice cream"

and that was the exact moment I put my hand into my ice cream bowl and then wiped it on Dinkledoos arm ... then he took some of his and splattered it on my shirt..... and that my friends started our food fight ... it first only involved ice cream and then it went to cookies and brownies to wings and fries

yeah throughout all of this the girls were finishing up playing the arcade games and were now currently video taping our fight to put on YouTube later while they were giggling in the process so I'm sure the camera is more than likely shaky

farther near the end of the food fight Jasper stuffed a freaking French fry up my nose so I decided to wing him in the face ... meaning yes I just slapped Dinkledoo across the face with a wing ... hey they're supposed to fly right

as mentioned above we were near the ending of our food fight but that was only because I tripped over some random dudes camera he dropped from trying to take a picture of my butt while in the process of trying not to get food vomited on .... pervs these days though like for real

yeah so I ended up losing balance and falling to the floor after hitting my head on a metal rimmed table causing me to pass out unconscious instantly .... hey at least I should have smelled yummy sitting there soaking in ice cream and wing sauce ... but that of course was not the important matter at hand