Danger Incorporated

33:madman

Jaspers POV
oh, oh no you didn't buddy.... ok you go on and pass me.... You just wait karma is so going to bite you in the badonka donk.... such a Blow Fish, yeah that's right I called you a blow fish.
Anyway now that I have tooken care of that little situation in my car where it's nice and safe. But the point is im heading over the watch my little sister at her dance compietion. I just pulled up and the first thing I saw were cheerleaders and short and thight uniforms... Ok look away Jasper..... Keep walking... Dont look..... Ok maybe just one look....Crap I looked.. Ok Walk Jasper.
I walk into the convention center and run right into some big dude carrying chips and some sort of cheese sauce and then the next thing I know the man was covered in food and I was yelling out sorry while running like a mad man. I made my way to the bleachers and took my seat waiting paitently for the compeition to start. Very soon they started calling teams names starting from the youngest to oldest. The first team was some team calles the Pink Pearls. They were good and all but they had nonthing on my Clairs team which was the Black Dimonds, they were beasting today.
I went up to the consession stand to get some fries. I was standing in line when some dude cut in front of me twisting his booty with every step he took, just then he orded "Can I have an hotdog" he asked the worker rudely. "um no, no you cant" and that when I lost it. Apparently im not the softest laugher because he spun around and said "ugh men, why are all gay hot ones such jerks" wait what.... No no no... What..
Anywat I got my fries and walkes to the tables where I met my sister and her team and ate. They were talking about some boy named ryan who is suppose to be cut I guess. "Dont you think Ryan is cute Jasper?" clair asked me "umm no. No I dont" I replie "and why not" she askes putting her tiny hand on her hip "not my type" I answered. Soon me and the girls went and sat on the bleachers while their moms where where ever. We were sitting there when suddenly they called out an higher alete team and out came Ms. Winglet and her sqaud.
Man they gave a flawless performance. We watched about five more performances and we are now while they are taking a break and stting up the awards the girls and I are heading back to the consseaion stand to get some food before we leave after awards. Guess who's buying? Thats right, Me!