Danger Incorporated

24:stupid surprises

Karson pov

oh hey you guys didnt know that yall were back ... anywho

so yall know how i finally went to sleep last night after listening to that boy sing.... yeah i slept like a baby as if it was laying on its moma and she was rubbing its back all night

.... ooooh speaking of rubbing backs i really need to find someone to masage mine

why? .... well as you know all bad things must come to an end

what i mean by this is i woke up from my fabuous dreamland .... only to find an arm wrapped around my waist in my bed

now now dont get any stupid ideas .... i would only be in a bed with a stranger if the drugged me to my almost death and then hand cuffed me to the bed

so please mind the fact that i dont have any of the after affecs of being drugged or drunk and im not hand cuffed to my bed

so back to the bed situation
.... like any other human or alien girl i freak out .... now remember im no ordinary girl

so i decided like the amazing person i am i kick the boy on my bed off of my bed so he lands face first into the floor then i jump from the bed onto his back where i straddle him while sitting on him with my favorite switch blade knife by his neck .... and might i add its none of your business as to why i have a knife .... jk i just like scaring people with it and openning those stupid little strap things that come on everthing you buy

oooh yeah right, i forgot i was almose killing someone with my knife .... not like i would actually do that people im not psycho .... but the dude up under me doesnt know that

so after about 3 to 5 minutes of me on top of this dude i realized that i either knocked him unconsious or he is a really heavy sleeper

what do i do about this? ... well knowing me of course i walk my cute little sleepy booty into the kitchen .... why the kitchen? ... well you see what had happened was when i got back to my room the dude was still asleep or knocked out so i decided to wake him by doing the first thing that came to mind

yes. yes i did poor ice down his pants
... and in case you wanted to know ... it indeed woke him up .... he jumped up and started dancing like he was doing the potty dance while screaming

while he was doing his little entertainment act i decided to actually tried not to laugh my butt off and recognized who the creep was

hhaha wanna here a funny story .... your face .... haha im just kidding guys geez.... haha but for real the dude was my stupid idiot brother Drake that tried to surprise me for coming home on one of his college breaks

oh and his explanation as to him being in my bed was the fact that he couldnt wake me up to tell me he was home and he was trying to hug me but failed miserably and ended up falling into the bed where he fell asleep because he was tires after driving 12 hours straight just to see his family ... aint that nice

so after Drake and i stopped fussing about me putting ice in his pants an what we would have for breakfast we decided to spend the rest of the day at the local park playing basketball against each other

lets just say when i got home that night i was beyond tired like i was 104% tired

so i took a really quick bird bath like shower and layed in my bed ... and breifly thought about when my penpal would respond to my letter .. but that was goving me a headache so instead i hacked in to my newly found favorite singers skype to listen to him sing ... and within the first 10 seconds of hearing his voice i was summoned into my dreamland.