Danger Incorporated

48: Jail Break

Karson Pov

five minutes later

25 minutes later

1 hour later

5 hours later

18 hours later

2 months later

9 months later

yep that's right I'm back in the hospital ... accept this time I'm having a baby ... I really hope yall know how that works because I don't feel like having to explain how storks fly ... I mean I know how aerodynamics work and all but we could be sitting here a while talking about something as pointless as storks flying when I'm supposed to be focusing on the food I can eat after I have this beautiful creature I have inside of me .. oops I mean focusing on the breathing and pushing exercises I learned in the new parenting class I went to for three weeks

but knowing you guys I'm sure yall would like to know who the daddy is of this baby I am conceiving ... yes yes I know its a big word ... anywho I hate to tell you guys that the baby daddy is unknown and I'm going to have to call DNA to find out ... ill let you know as soon as possible though ok so know hating right? .... good so glad you understand

so I'm currently in my second hour of labor ... yes please feel sorry for me, I cant feel my legs... and I think I may have already injured that one doctor that is currently laying there patiently on the floor .... but yeah from the sounds I'm supposingly doing a good job because they are starting to see my precious angel's arm to come out... I don't think that's the way that's supposed to happen though... and why am I suddenly getting so tired .... yawns .... I think ima take a nap

(goes to sleep)

(wakes up approximately 3 hours later at the sound of a knock on the door)

I'm sorry you guys I wasn't strong enough to go through the labor and ended up having a miscarriage ... please don't hate me

but I just wasted 5 minutes or however many minutes of reading that because none of what you just read happened ... it was an illusion of your imagination... except the constant glances at the time which really wasn't actually 9 months of time but only a matter of approximately an hour or so ... just thought I would make it a little dramatic you know because it felt like 9 months sitting on a darn hospital bed doing nothing especially when there's nothing on TV to watch.... oh and the part of me thinking about food was true as well ... no biggy there ... along with the taking a nap part too

seriously though forgive me but I was thinking why not waste someone else's time while Jasper is obviously wasting mine ..... how is Jasper wasting my life you wonder? ... well you see its the fact that he's in it ... just kidding just kidding you guys but seriously though the boy breathes to much of my precious air .... he better hope my brother and Drew don't find out about this ... but the real matter at hand .... my parents left last night to go back to Las Vegas once they found out that I would be discharged today and so they asked Jasper if he would come pick me up today and take me home and to "look after me" as if I was a baby or something like seriously you guys I'm a 16 year old girl

anywho back to reality I answered the person at the door by asking who was there although I knew it was either going to be another one of those nurses ... hmm I wonder if Telsey is working today, oh I'm sorry Telsey is one of my newly found friends that gets me extra sodas and some actual edible food from McDonald's since I've only been here a week ... no biggy right.... but yeah it was either going to be them or Jasper and I was really hoping it was Jasper because although I really like staying in this nice hotel here and everything I rather be in my house, my bed, and my San Jose's... I still wasn't about to have some random strangers in my room for no reason though so why not ask right?