Danger Incorporated

16 buggy bumpers and nerds

Karson pov

im currently in the best store ever ... because im fixing to rob it like a boss

what am i stealing you wanna know ..... starbrust, fast and furious the movie set, a monster, and some hot new converse

i have successfully got all of my items in my scavenger hunt and im currently trying to run out of this fudging store that has diffently over priced their items

when suddenly im playing bumper carts with this dude ... well more like hit Karson in the side like a deer in headlights kinda game

yeah that actually happened but i couldnt be too mad because the dude seemed to be having a good time racing buggies with his friends besides i liked his eye lashes too ... dont judge its just a thing im into

so instead of flipping out like i normay do i just told him to watch were his buggy was going and to put a leash on it

we were doing just fine and danndy because it looked like he thought i was extremly hunger and was going to eat him alive ... like seriously yall shouldve seen his face ... right up until he asked for my name ... that when i flipped and told him practically that i didnt have a name ... hey he couldve be a police officer in disguise ... and told him that i needed to finish stealin the items that i was carring in my arms.... which left him speachless and me leaving with the best things in the store
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the next day i was sitting in my stupid english class waiting for my retarded teacher to hand me my first letter that i was supposed to recieve from one of the other poor schools in my district that doesnt have the money to afford to mail the letters to the other side of the world like normal pin pals

mr buttface finally reached me with an orange envolope that said my name that i wrote previously during the week: freakingamazballs0000 and right next to it said the persons name i would be writing to for the rest of this year: slickyslickyslimshady so i took out the equally folded peice of paper and read what it said

"hey there penpal! I dont know if u no this yet but im ur penpal so yea write back soon"
@slickaslickaslimshady

next thing i know im rolling on the floor laughing.... like seriously cant this idiot already tell that I know that im your penpal ... like helllo i sent you the envolope to put a letter in it

anyway at least they did sign their name ... however im quite sad that they didnt state if they were a boy or a girl

still doesnt change my response ... which i write down in my slopiest handwriting ever ... youll find out why later haha