Danger Incorporated

she shook me all night long:67

JASPERS POV

OKay so I know I may have been out of line last night and all with coughing in Maddie's face but I couldn't help it geez I mean a man has a body who generates coughs so I don't know why she is so mad right now. It's currently the next day and Maddie is still ignoring my calls and text's and that my friends makes little Jassy hurt on the inside, mostly because while we were on our date she got cold so I let her borrow my very expensive black leather jacket and she still has it and I want it back. Anyway I'm about to head to Karson's and quiet frankly I'm bored. "voom Voom voom"

" I've got a hook and ladder, a hook and ladder

I climb that ladder and I hold on tight.

I'm gonna get out the hose and I'm gonna

shoot that water, shoot that water,

shoot that water from the hose on my

Fire truck, fire truck

I want to ride on a fire truck

Fire truck, fire truck

I want to ride on a fire truck

When that fire truck comes near

People put their hands right over their ears.

They do that because the noise is so loud from the siren on my

Fire truck, fire truck

I want to ride on a fire truck

When that fire is all put out

I'm gonna jump into my fire truck and turn it around

I'm gonna go back to the fire station

I'm gonna have a hot hot bath

and a hot hot meal like hot hot chicken,

hot hot macaroni and cheese

And hot hot broccoli

And for dessert I'm gonna have some cold cold ice cream

I'm gonna brush my teeth,

Jump into bed

Pull the covers up to my head and dream about my fire truck"

Ooh the kids library! I am so gonna have to make a stop. I stop my hot looking car and walk into the library to get some books "Oh hey MS. Margret is it story day today" I ask as I look around and see all the kids in a circle listening intently "oh yes Jasper, it's so nice to see you. please come and have a seat dear" I answer back quickly while pushing some random kid who looked about seven out of the spot I usually sit in. "Don't mind if I do" "today we are reading the three little pigs" omg I love this story! And then Ms. Margret begins the story

"The wolf came along the road. He came to the house of straw which the first little pig had built.

When the first little pig saw the wolf coming, he ran inside his house and shut the door.

The wolf knocked on the door and said, "Little pig, little pig let me in"

As soon as it came, story time was over and I was up checking out some books and am now headed back towards Karson's. "knock knock" "Karson answer the door it's Jasper, I brought books! It's the three pigs and" just then the door swung open showing a big bulky dude who's a little on the chubby side.. okay so maybe not but whatever but anyway he had some nice smelling cologne on "I think I found the wolf who ate the three little piggy's" "did you just call me fat" he asked offended "are you insulted" "not gonna lie, a little bit" good "then yes I did call you fat sir" "What's going on out there you guys?" "oh little Dinkledoo showed up, Lucas this is Dinkledoo and Dinkledoo this is Lucas" she so gracefully introduces "yeah hey why is he here and who is he" "hum is Jassy jelly?" "only that he got to eat the pigs" "huh?" "never mind" and then I walk in and make myself comfortable "make yourself at home hun" she says trying to be smart "already did sugar" "stupid dimwit, Anyway wanna sing live for me at my party tonight" "am I getting paid?" "you get free fruit punch" "okay I'm in, what time is it" "come back later around six thirty to seven" "is this your way of kicking me out?" "yes now leave" "okay okay Im leaving bye Mr. lover boy who ate my pig's"

1 Hour Later

"KIDS!!! GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE!!! WE ARE GOING TO PLANET BURHER!!!omg I love that place "yay" Clair and I run out at the same time causing a collision "ouchy my head!! I'm telling mommy! Mommy Clair hit my head!" "OH HUSH YOU BIG BABY" "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED SOME JEASUS" "Kids get down here now" "okay". We are now riding to planet fun to get some amazing burgers for lunch and I am so happy because they serve the best burgers ever. We are now seated and ordering. "yo burger boy" Clair calls out to a waiter who looked to be in his early 30's "yea how can I help you mam" him calling her a mam make's my body release a snort of laughter I mean come'on a thirty something year old calling a little fuzzy headed 4ft'7 girl mam is kinda funny people. "yes I would like a cheese burger with ketchup and mustard" Clair say "and you sir" "I would like a cheese burger with chili, onions, pickles, lettuce and mayo with a side of fries" "ill have that for you soon sir" thank you" Once we get our food we all start to chow down and we actually look like a family but then reality strikes when Clair throw a fry out of my tray at mom there for causing to to yell at this old man in front us, then dad having to take a call from his so called boss and me sneaking out with my food in order to go to a party that I'm sure to found trouble at.
As I'm driving down the road I'm getting excited about the party. I soon find my self walking into a house full of rowdy drunken teens and lots of food. I walk a little more to find Karson and successful do just that. I see her and lover boy cadoodling over the crowd so I walk past them straight towards the little stage that was set up for entertainment and set up my stuff. I brought my lime green and black electric guitar with me for my choice of instrument. I tap onto the microphone to grabe everyone's attention "Excuse me. I'm going to be singing a couple of songs for you so if you would like to make suggestions just come on up here and tell me what you have in mind and I'll try my best to grant your wishes. NOW LETS PARTY!"
Soon there was a big line in front of me with people just eager to give me song suggestions. I easily sung about ten suggestions, it went from wannabe, to Apple bottom jeans, to Lego house, to kryptonite,to violate hill, to wanna be a rock star, to here, to let it go, to one of my personal favorites teen age dirtbag, and then this happened "Okay this one I would like to dedicate to my good pals Lucus and Karson"
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Knocked me out I said you
Shook me all night long
You had me shaking and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
When you took me

When I was finished the crowd was all cheering and karsons face had a look of death while Lucus looked shocked. I made my way threw the crowd past Karson by the way who was calling my name but I couldn't stop because I really had to peek. I was walking by I walk pass a laptop and ketch a glimpse of a girl I knew all to well making out with a guy. Wow how could she do that to me. And the the a loud booming voice "Jasper!" Uhh it was drake and then soon came a laughing Karsons. I think I should be scared....I may have all ready speed... kidding but I still really have to go.