"In order to insure that she's the most beautiful woman in the world... she plans to turns this world into a planet of the elderly."
"That's so selfish," Shinpachi clenched his fist. "She thinks she has the right to throw our world into chaos for a crappy reason like that?! She thinks people will let her take away their summer vacations?"
"Shinpachi, you're taking this way too personally."
"History is always moved at the whim of its rulers. She's 3000 years old. She's lived a very long time... too long. During all that time, she's lost also many important things. The only way to stop her is to put an end to her life."
"Isn't there a way to bring everyone back? What about Aneue?"
"All of our answers, are probably in there with Otohime," Kamenashi led you guys into the Palace, and up a spiral stairs that most likely, if you continued to follow the road, it would lead to Otohime. "All right, let's split into three teams. If we stay together and are discovered, we'll all be caught. If just one of us is caught, the rest of us can still get to Otohime. Even if in the end m there's only one of us left."
You spoke, "We can do that, but can we split up into three groups and still take out Ryugu Palace's security? I'm not necessarily worried for myself, but the guys and yourself Kamenashi... Can you guys protect yourselves?"
"It'll be tough with our numbers. We can at least confuse and distract them by splitting up. Let's see if we can divide up our power evenly," Kamenashi brought out a device which he attached to his left ear. It was like a technical monocle.
"What is that?"
"It's a spouzer*. It basically measures fighting ability. I'll use this to measure your fighting power and split everyone into three equal teams. First... you," he looked at Shinpachi and waited for results on his lense. "362K. Oh, that's pretty impressive for your age."
*[parody of 'scouter' from Dragon Ball.]
"What's a 'K'? I don't know what you're basing that on. Is that impressive?"
"It means you have the fighting power of 362 leaves of kelp."
"Why kelp?! A single leaf of kelp doesn't have any fighting power!"
"Taking into consideration that a normal person is about a 360K, you're two leaves better than the average person."
Madao grabbed a pair of sunglasses from the ground and waved them around. "Hey Kamenashi, can I have these? I can't relax if I'm not wearing sunglasses."
"Your fighting power is 654K. Without his sunglasses, he's only 1K."
"You're next." Kyūbei crossed her arms as she got examined. "Amazing. 7939O."
"What does 'O' mean? That's a different unit."
"The unite change when I scan girls. It becomes cuter. It means 'boobs*'."
*[oppai = boobs.]
"Are you trying to make fun of a warrior?! I don't need boobs!" Kyūbei grabbed into Kamenashi. "Change it to 7930 penises*."
*[ochinchin = penis.]
"Oi, Kyūbei-chan!! Stop that. We both know that that's disgusting."
"Sorry, [name]-chan. I don't know what got ahold of me."
"Oh, you're... 9001O." Kamenashi pointed to you.
"Did you just add the one point so you could make the reference that it's over 9000? Did you? Because if you did-"
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The Land of the Samurai ; 侍の国 (Gintama x Reader)
Fanfiction[Various! Gintama x Female! Reader.] [name] happened to just settle down in the Kabuki District, Edo. An encounter with an old friend, changed how she lived her ordinary life. Who knew she would see her old friends and make new ones? Certainly, not...
