The A-Z Of Sex (Complete)

In-Fuckin-Sane

I slam my cereal bowl down on the table and laugh loudly as my sister jumps in surprise

"Asshole" she says under her breath as I drop down onto the wooden stool next to her and stare at her until she raises her head "What?"

"I had another one of your annoying little friends chasing after me at the bonfire on Friday night, call her off please. I'm not interested in anyone that thinks you are good company"

"As if any of my friends would come near you I have them all warned about the diseases you carry"

"Oh come on Liyah, they always do. In fact I'm probably the reason most of them make friends with you in the first place" I pour some cereal into my bowl and then splash in some milk, laughing when it splashes in Aaliyah's face too

My sister and I are close and we get on great, this is just the way we are, I'm a dick to her and she's a bitch back

"Who was it this time?"

"Dark hair and eyes, very kissable lips" Aaliyah's brow drops at that statement "although I didn't, I swear I didn't"

I was about to though, I wanted to, but I keep that piece of information to myself, remembering the last time I crossed the line with a friend of Aaliyah's

"Nancy from last year?"

"No!" I shudder at the memory of Aaliyah's friend that cyber stalked me for nearly 3 months the year before"She was way hotter than Nancy, she's in a lot of your Instagram posts. Latin looking"

"Oh Camila!" She says with a smile that soon dissolves from her face "Oh... Camila..." she says again and this time it's laced with dread

"What?"

"Nothing"

"That's not your nothing face, that's your something face and that something involves me, I can tell"

"Promise you won't get mad"

"I don't make promises I can't keep Aaliyah"

"Okay, shit! Look, Camila got dumped"

"Yeah she told me" I say it through a mouthful of cereal and she turns her nose up at the sound of me crunching

"Well did she tell you why he dumped her?"

"No but to be fair I was with her on the beach thinking we were going to make out, I wasn't looking to be her BFF and hear all about her boy problems"

"You're disgusting do you know that?!"

"Yeah, yeah, carry on with your besties tale of woe, Camila got dumped, it happens, you suck it up and you move on" I spoon more cereal into my mouth and then check my phone for something other than messages from girls desperate to hook up. What ever happened to self pride? Whatever happened to 'the chase'?

"You know what? I'm not even talking about this with you, you're far too much of a meathead to understand anyways"

She pushes up from the table and I can tell I have pissed her off so I do the one thing I shouldn't do... I get involved in girl talk

"Liyah I'm sorry, come on tell me what's going on"

She turns back to face me "You don't care about Camila"

"No I don't, but I do care about you and I've pissed you off when I didn't mean to"

"Camila is my best friend Shawn"

"I get that. What happened?"

She comes back to the table and takes a seat across from me

"I didn't mean to get you involved in this"

"It's fine, I'm a big boy, I can take care of myself"

"Camilas boyfriend dumped her, he said it was because she was so bad at sex"

Ouch! Talk about a low blow

"He's a dick tell her to forget him"

"That's a pretty hard thing to forget Shawn. Anyways she was so upset that she was so bad she thought maybe she should find a teacher, you know someone to show her where she was going wrong"

No...

"And I said... just as a joke"

No, no, no!

"That maybe should she should ask you"

Oh hell no!

"You suggested to your friend that I could teach her how to fuck just because she got dumped?"

I see her cringe as the truth of the situation escapes my lips in less than gently terms

"I didn't think she'd take me seriously"

"So when she came to the bonfire it wasn't an accident she bumped into me, she was looking for me, looking to get me to have sex with her so she knew how to have sex with other people? This is insane, you are both insane..."

I lift my bowl to my mouth and drink the rest of my cereal and milk

"Shawn I'm sorry..."

"Insane!" I slam my bowl into the sink

"I was just joking..."

"In-fuckin-sane" I say, our faces inches apart and then grab my car keys and my gym bag and head to work

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Pulling open my locker I grab the wraps for my hands and then slide my bag inside, I'm just about to push it shut when I feel hands on my hips and breath against my neck and my entire world suddenly smells of jasmine

Fuck!

"Hey Shawn"

"Mrs. Westwood" I don't say anything I just stand there as her hands move up and down my sides

"It's been a long time"

I want to tell her not long enough, it will never be long enough but I know better than to argue back so I just nod and then push my locker door shut, aware that I have no where to go, I have a locker in front of me and my bosses wife behind me

"I'll be waiting in my car when you get your lunch break" she whispers against my skin

"No I can't"

"Your break is 12.30, I made sure of it"

My heart begins to hammer as my stomach churns with the thought that I am having to deal with this shit once again

"Mrs.Westwood I said I can't" I manage to manoeuvre out from between her and my locker and put a little bit of distance between us

"Do you know the things it does to me when you call me 'Mrs. Westwood'?"

My stomach twists and turns

"12.30"

"No"

"You know I don't like you telling me no Shawn"

"Okay then I would love to but I just... I can't"

She places her hands on her hips and stares at me, a look on her face I know is her daring me to go against me, warning me of the trouble she could cause

"Why?"

"I um... I have a girlfriend"

She splutters as though that is the most ridiculous thing she has ever heard in her life

"It's true" I tell her and then just like an angel sent from God I see a familiar, tiny brunette, wandering through the gym looking very lost "there she is!" I suddenly blurt out, heading quickly in her direction "Camilla! Baby!"

She turns and looks at me in shock but before she can say or do anything to blow my cover I grab her face and start kissing her lips as though it was the most natural thing to do and thank the fuckin Lord she immediately kisses me back

*hows it going??? Are you in to it??? I'm enjoying writing it x