The A-Z Of Sex (Complete)

Jeans Off, Ugly Sweater Off (L3)

"Okay, lets see them"

"What?!" Her eyes go wide as I pull the black curtain around the changing room "undies... I'm sure they're going to be frumpy as fuck so let's get it over with, just rip the bandaid right off"

"Holy Hell Shawn at least work up to it!" she flaps her hands to her sides as she looks at me as though she's already sick of my shit, if only she knew how much more of it there was to come before either of us 'cum'

"Why?" She has one arm wrapped around her chest and one hand gripped between her legs as if to cover her modesty but she's fully clothed and I realise this might be a longer lesson than I expected it to be

"The point of the lesson is to dress for a date that you expect to have sex at the end of"

"I know that"

"But to get dressed you have to get un-dressed first"

"Okay fine so get out"

"Um... no. How can I appraise your undies if I can't see them?"

"I'll describe them to you"

"Um... no. Camila... Teddy... listen" I put a hand on her shoulder and she shrugs it off so I roll my eyes and try again "Sex, requires no clothes, you want me to have sex with you right?"

"It's a means to an end, stop saying it like I'm so eager to have you on me"

"In you"

"SHAWN!!!"

"UNDIES!!!!!"

"I hate you"

"That will change, I promise you of that. Now stop wasting my time, Jeans... off! Ugly sweater... off!"

She looks down at her white and orange sweater as though I just offended her best friend and I reach forward and grip the hem of it

"I can do it myself! I don't need your help!" She argues as she tries to wrestle it from my grip

"I'm beginning to doubt that very much Teddy!"

"Okay fine, but stop touching me, I will do it myself"

I release the sweater and then take a step back, holding my hands up in surrender and in a flash she has pulled her sweater from her body and kicked her shoes and jeans off and is now standing in front of me in only her underwear with a face that's so red I'm concerned it might actually be going to explode all over me and I make a note that 'striptease' needs to go on the lesson plan

"Well, well, well Teddy..." I make sure to have a good look at the bra and panties, loving the way her cheeks darken to an almost purple colour "not bad, not bad at all"

To be honest they are plain but they are black and they are lacy and they are no where near the washed out granny panties I was expecting her to wear "Turn around" she doesn't even argue with me, she just turns... quickly "As I thought, with an ass like yours the only way forward is a thong... make a note of it"

"If I make a note of it can I get dressed before I die of humiliation?!"

"The bra's fine but again for the notebook, after a couple of times you might want to surprise him by not wearing a bra at all, especially on a date and wear a top where all of a sudden over dinner he will realise the goodies are unguarded, that will definitely get his mind and dick heating up before you even have to touch him"

"Duly noted, now clothes?!"

"Yes. You will pleased to know I didn't trust your dress sense one inch so I have taken the liberty of choosing 3 dresses for you to try on then you choose which one will seduce your boy into bed and which one will convince my stalker that you are all women and hopefully get her to leave me alone and move on with her life but first, my choice of lingerie" I wiggle my eyebrows as I hold up two lingerie sets and see her eyes go huge

"No!"

"Oh yes!"

"Oh no, no, no Shawn, no way"

"It's nice! And you get to keep it for your date with your boy so come on, I'll leave you, put them on then I will come back and score them"

"Do you know how absolutely soul destroying this is?"

"Think of it as character building" And with that I thrust the lingerie into her arms and disappear. Happy with my choices and excited by how they will look on my sassy little Latina

"I hate it!" It's the first words I hear as I pull back the curtain and holy fuckin hell if my dick doesn't jump to attention right there and then

"Well my dick loves it" I inform her as I attempt to adjust myself, my dick straining against  my jeans as I take in the red lace lingerie that's more 'straps' than coverage

"I look like Dita Von Teese!" She complains, crossing her arms over her chest and making me want to reach and pull her arms away

"I don't know who that is but if she looks anything like you do now I want to know her ASAP"

"Shawn he will think I'm a slut"

"Camila... sluts don't exist, it's a notion set up by men to make women feel shit for having a libido"

"Really?"

"If i was going out planning to have sex I'd be a guy, everyone would pat me on the back and wish me luck, you do it... just cos you're female you're a slut. It's an age old myth used by men to make women feel shit for having a sex drive and wanting to have sex. Wear the lingerie Teddy, feel sexy, feel great and then fuck the guy and don't ever feel guilty about it"

"You're so weird" she looks right at me for what feels like the first time and I realise how warm and chocolate her eyes are "One second you're a dick the next..."

"The next you want my dick?" 

I watch as she pinkens again and then drops her head . She's sweet, she's funny, she's fun to be around and fun to make fun of but she's my sisters friend which means no matter what happens she's gone before I can even remember why I spent time with her in the first place.

I have been here before and I know from past experience I cant ever look back

*Comment and vote if you don't hate me for what i said earlier xxx