A/N: Ever have one of those days where you wished you never got out of bed? Well Neo is about to experience the same.
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"Ha... ha... ha..."
Yami: Well that was interesting.
King: They alive?
They asked as the cat girl and owl lady were on their backs with battle marks all over their bodies and scorch marks all around them.
Neo: Yes.
He said casually next to them as he sipped an appletini, his gaze going to the other direction.
Neo: Huh, what's that green thing coming towards me?
He asked out loud in confusion while looking to the side.
Merlin: Green thing?
Frost: Down there!
She pointed, the group of familiars all looking down the pathway to the Owl House and saw a rapidly approaching figure with some green in it's form.
Neo: Amity?
He asked in confusion as, sure enough, the Blight heir came racing over.
Screeeeeeech~!!
Her feet digging into the ground as she stood in front of him with her hands on her knees as she panted wildly.
Amity(panting): N-Neo... ha... s-sorry, I-I ran... ha... a-all the way here...
She gasped out as the rest came over.
Neo: What's going on?
He asked, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder, her breath soon catching up.
Amity: I-I made a m-mistake...
Yami: Mistake?
Amity nodded while standing up straighter, though looked away.
Amity: W-well, I needed to get here b-before she did... because I'm pretty sure I got you in trouble.
She said, all their eyes widening.
Neo: What did you do?
He asked seriously with squinted eyes.
Eda: Yeah what's you do!?
The group turned to see Eda suddenly awake and holding Neo's arm.
King: When'd you get awake?
Eda: Second I heard Neo was in trouble.
Amity gulped and fiddled with her hands nervously.
Amity: W-well I... Kinda told my parents a-about you...
Neo: Amity... you have a choice on wether to be turned into a mouse or frog.
He threatened as the girl looked scared out of her mind.
Luz: WAIT!!
The girl shouted as she stood in front of Amity in protection from Neo's magic.
Luz: What's wrong with her telling her parents?
From the sounds of it, it didn't seem like it should be such a problem, least to the cat girl hearing this.
Neo: Her mom that's what.
He said firmly as Luz rose a brow before turning to Amity.
Luz: Your mom?
Yami: Yeah, crazy chick.
He said with a shiver over his body.
Eda: How crazy?
Neo: She showed up at school naked once to ask me out.
!!!!!!
Amity: WHAT!?
Eda: Oooh... yeah that's crazy.
They said as Amity looked positively disgusted at the idea of seeing her mother doing such a thing.
Luz: Eeeewwwww...
Yami: Imagine how we felt.
Neo: I replied by saying I would never fuck a narcissistic floozie.
He said while shivering, Amity looking appalled at that.
King: Yeesh, that seems like much.
Merlin: Her trying that or Neo's response?
King: Yes.
Luz: Well least you don't have to worry about her now right?
Amity: Ummm...
...
Eda: She's coming here isn't she?
Amity: And my dad...
Neo: At least this won't be to horrible, you're still not off the hook.
He said seriously, Amity hiding behind Luz in fear of him.
Yami: Let's just hope we don't have to deal with her for a whi-
"NEEOOOO~!!!!!"
The sudden voice shouting from down the path made Neo and Yami tense up in fear when hearing it.
Neo: Ugh...
He groaned out loudly while rubbing his face, the group all turning to the side and saw an approaching figure, running much faster towards them.
FWOOOSH~!!!
Odalia: Hellllo~ Neo~!
Which stopped right in front of the Warlock with a wide grin on her face, being very close to him.
Alador: Hey man.
The man looking past her to see the other Blight.
Neo: Hi.
Yami: Hey Alador!
He said to the man while Odalia looked beaming.
Odalia: Sooo, a little birds told me you've been here, and being the kind woman I am, I decided to come and see my old flame~!
She said, her chest practically against his.
Eda: Yeesh, and I thought I was a fan.
Neo: Yes, but can you not hump my leg?
He asked, everyone looking down and seeing the woman was doing... that... on his leg.
Merlin: My word!!
Amity: OH TITAN, MOM!!!
She shouted while hiding her face with a wide blush as Luz looked confused.
Alador: Sorry about her, I tried to stop her from getting here.
He apologized to Neo while walking closer to the man.
Neo: And I see that had the same effect as in high school.
Yami: Yup, worst lookout ever.
He said, the man looking embarrassed as he rubbed the back of his head.
Alador: Ehe, sorry about that.
Frost: Lookout?
Neo: We'd do stuff like steal the schools cookie drive and usually get caught because he has the attention span of frog poop.
He said, Alador smiling slightly at the memory.
Luz: Ooh, sorry bout that.
Alador: No worries, Luz I'm guessing?
The cat girl nodded eagerly with her tail swishing side to side while Odalia was still occupied staring at Neo.
Neo: Sigh...
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A/N: See what I mean~?
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TOH: The Friendly Warlock
FanfictionAfter confusing a dangerous monster for a real wizard, Luz is left a little depressed with how gullible she's been. So after walking aimlessly through the woods, she encounters a REAL magic user!!