TOH: The Friendly Warlock

Chapter 26:

A/N: Ever have one of those days where you wished you never got out of bed? Well Neo is about to experience the same.

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"Ha... ha... ha..."

Yami: Well that was interesting.

King: They alive?

They asked as the cat girl and owl lady were on their backs with battle marks all over their bodies and scorch marks all around them.

Neo: Yes.

He said casually next to them as he sipped an appletini, his gaze going to the other direction.

Neo: Huh, what's that green thing coming towards me?

He asked out loud in confusion while looking to the side.

Merlin: Green thing?

Frost: Down there!

She pointed, the group of familiars all looking down the pathway to the Owl House and saw a rapidly approaching figure with some green in it's form.

Neo: Amity?

He asked in confusion as, sure enough, the Blight heir came racing over.

Screeeeeeech~!!

Her feet digging into the ground as she stood in front of him with her hands on her knees as she panted wildly.

Amity(panting): N-Neo... ha... s-sorry, I-I ran... ha... a-all the way here...

She gasped out as the rest came over.

Neo: What's going on?

He asked, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder, her breath soon catching up.

Amity: I-I made a m-mistake...

Yami: Mistake?

Amity nodded while standing up straighter, though looked away.

Amity: W-well, I needed to get here b-before she did... because I'm pretty sure I got you in trouble.

She said, all their eyes widening.

Neo: What did you do?

He asked seriously with squinted eyes.

Eda: Yeah what's you do!?

The group turned to see Eda suddenly awake and holding Neo's arm.

King: When'd you get awake?

Eda: Second I heard Neo was in trouble.

Amity gulped and fiddled with her hands nervously.

Amity: W-well I... Kinda told my parents a-about you...

Neo: Amity... you have a choice on wether to be turned into a mouse or frog.

He threatened as the girl looked scared out of her mind.

Luz: WAIT!!

The girl shouted as she stood in front of Amity in protection from Neo's magic.

Luz: What's wrong with her telling her parents?

From the sounds of it, it didn't seem like it should be such a problem, least to the cat girl hearing this.

Neo: Her mom that's what.

He said firmly as Luz rose a brow before turning to Amity.

Luz: Your mom?

Yami: Yeah, crazy chick.

He said with a shiver over his body.

Eda: How crazy?

Neo: She showed up at school naked once to ask me out.

!!!!!!

Amity: WHAT!?

Eda: Oooh... yeah that's crazy.

They said as Amity looked positively disgusted at the idea of seeing her mother doing such a thing.

Luz: Eeeewwwww...

Yami: Imagine how we felt.

Neo: I replied by saying I would never fuck a narcissistic floozie.

He said while shivering, Amity looking appalled at that.

King: Yeesh, that seems like much.

Merlin: Her trying that or Neo's response?

King: Yes.

Luz: Well least you don't have to worry about her now right?

Amity: Ummm...

...

Eda: She's coming here isn't she?

Amity: And my dad...

Neo: At least this won't be to horrible, you're still not off the hook.

He said seriously, Amity hiding behind Luz in fear of him.

Yami: Let's just hope we don't have to deal with her for a whi-

"NEEOOOO~!!!!!"

The sudden voice shouting from down the path made Neo and Yami tense up in fear when hearing it.

Neo: Ugh...

He groaned out loudly while rubbing his face, the group all turning to the side and saw an approaching figure, running much faster towards them.

FWOOOSH~!!!

Odalia: Hellllo~ Neo~!

Which stopped right in front of the Warlock with a wide grin on her face, being very close to him.

Alador: Hey man.

The man looking past her to see the other Blight.

Neo: Hi.

Yami: Hey Alador!

He said to the man while Odalia looked beaming.

Odalia: Sooo, a little birds told me you've been here, and being the kind woman I am, I decided to come and see my old flame~!

She said, her chest practically against his.

Eda: Yeesh, and I thought I was a fan.

Neo: Yes, but can you not hump my leg?

He asked, everyone looking down and seeing the woman was doing... that... on his leg.

Merlin: My word!!

Amity: OH TITAN, MOM!!!

She shouted while hiding her face with a wide blush as Luz looked confused.

Alador: Sorry about her, I tried to stop her from getting here.

He apologized to Neo while walking closer to the man.

Neo: And I see that had the same effect as in high school.

Yami: Yup, worst lookout ever.

He said, the man looking embarrassed as he rubbed the back of his head.

Alador: Ehe, sorry about that.

Frost: Lookout?

Neo: We'd do stuff like steal the schools cookie drive and usually get caught because he has the attention span of frog poop.

He said, Alador smiling slightly at the memory.

Luz: Ooh, sorry bout that.

Alador: No worries, Luz I'm guessing?

The cat girl nodded eagerly with her tail swishing side to side while Odalia was still occupied staring at Neo.

Neo: Sigh...

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A/N: See what I mean~?