Spencer Reid doesn't have a lot of friends. If anything his life was filled with no real friends till he worked at the BAU.... aside from the one he had while at Caltech. They haven't talked in a really long time but that all quickly changes on one...
Thankfully, we've had a slow month. Just paperwork and what not which is nice. But that still doesn't have us being idiots around the office. "Ash you shouldn't think that's a goal." "I completely think I should have bragging rights on that." "Why though?" "Because who else can say that they've done that?" "What are you two arguing about this time?" Penelope asked as she joined us with the others. "Ok so I think if I was to deck Mr. Blobby, I should have bragging rights about it. People fucken cheered that dad who beat the shit outta him." "Who's mr. blobby?" Jj asked. "Ash has a fear of Mr. Blobby." "I am allowed to fear that thing. It looks like a fat jaundice baby, and I still don't know how people find him amusing." "I really wanna know what he looks like now." Derek told making Spencer pull the image up of him so they knew.
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(For context to anyone who doesn't know who Mr. Blobby is.)
"I fucken hate it." "Now we know what to prank Ashley with." Emily joked. "Bad idea. Her brother painted a picture of Mr. Blobby for her as a birthday gift, and she destroyed it before setting it on fire due to how much she hates him." Spencer stated. "That's why I think I should be able to punch him." "Ash you shouldn't have bragging rights for that." He told "That's like saying I shouldn't have bragging rights for decking Patrick Swayze, but I do and I'm fucken proud of that." "You've punched Patrick Swayze?!" They team exclaimed. "Yeah. That was before he gave me and a mate of mine a lap dance when we were having shots with this bridal party. Was gonna start throwing fists, especially cause he ripped one of my shirts." "Should I ask?" Spencer questioned. "Case I was working with my mates that you met." "Makes more sense now." "Really does." "Who even are you Ashley?" Penelope asked. "Someone who knows a lot of people." "Like a sign copy of that movie that's based on Edgar Monroe books?" She asked "Probably not that one." "You still haven't seen that movie?" Derek asked. "Sadly no. I have the soundtrack but not the actual movie, and I really wanna know who sung the French song." She told. "Ashlyn Monroe sung that." I told. "How do you know?" "Because she's said in an interview she knows French. C'est une chanson merveilleuse quand on connaît les paroles." I told. "Ok how many languages do you know?" Jj asked. "Like seven, eight if you include English. I learnt Spanish cause of a mate of mine, but the others were of my own curiosity." "We gotta find out how smart this girl is." Derek told making us chuckle. "Speaking of Spanish." I told before going into my bag and pulled a frame out and gave to Penelope. "The best I could do." She flipped over the frame and gave a squeal once she recognises who it was. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" She exclaimed before giving me a hug. "Oh ok. We are hugging now and I'm hoping it's not a quick one." I told making her pull away. "Sorry! I forget." "It's all good. It's not often." "Who's the picture?" Emily asked. "It's the guy that plays Chad in Explosión Gigantesca de Romance." "I know people who helped solve a case with the show. So they were able to get me this for her." "To Penelope Garcia, thank you for all the wonderful work you do to keep people safe, keep up the amazing tech work. Forever thanking you, Chad." She read out before doing a little jump. "The Chads in brackets, and he actually signed it with his name." She turned the picture around to show us and I couldn't help but smile. "I'm going to keep this is my office, to help with cases." She told not being able to stop smiling. I looked towards Spencer to see he held a confused look to me, making me give him a quick wink that no one else could see before going back to writing for this file. "Glad to be of help Pen." I told. "Does that mean I can call you Ash now?" "Nope." 'Maybe one day though.'
