The friend from Uni.

Imma kill a man.

"I have a date tonight." Penelope told as I drank the coffee Spencer had made for me as well as work on new songs.
"Sounds lovely."
"It will never be pasta in Italy, but it's not every day a hacker tells you they will take you on a date." She stated as she sat knitting at my desk.
"I guess. The pasta there is so good, I'm always tempted to book a flight when I crave it too much. Sometimes I think about dropping everything and going but Spencer says we shouldn't do that, cause how are we gonna explain we went to Italy for pasta."
"You've been to Italy?"
"I've been to a lot of places over the world. My job as a p.i. kinda helped with that. I however love going to Africa, and seeing how gorgeous the place is.... Minus the frizz the heat causes in my hair. However you have not experienced nature, till you see the cherry blossoms fall in Japan." I stated.
"We should go."
"Definitely. We wouldn't even need to book a plane, I can just call my peeps and we could private jet that bitch next weekend."
"Why couldn't Spencer have introduced us sooner?"
"I think he's a bit selfish when it comes to me being friends with people."
"I am not."
"What ever you say dear."
"I might be coming to take Spencer's spot as best friend."
"Wha?"
"She is not taking your spot Spencey. No one can." I told making him smile as he went back to reading his book.
As soon as he did I looked back at Penelope and gave a nod causing her to giggle as we fist bump.
'Na she's pretty cool.'

I was thankful for the weekend rocking up cause it meant I got a break from having to deal with my Aunty. What I wasn't happy with, was the fact Penelope hadn't sent me her morning text.
'Somethings not right.'
I got dressed but didn't care enough to button my long sleeve shirt so you could see my tank top underneath as I made my way to her place. Since I'm me I picked the lock and went to walk in, making it stop a bit. I took a look and let out a groan when I saw the latch was attached.
'Stupid latches making breaking into my friends places harder.'
I pulled the string I keep out from my pocket and attached it to the latch. I moved my hand in her place and wrapped it around the handle before pulling my hand out again. I closed the door shut enough and used the string to pull the latch open making me smile. As soon as I got it off, I walked right in to the lounge it seemed, and saw her place really fit her.
'Nice place.'
"Ayo Penelope! You didn't send me a cat meme this morning, so something is up." I told as I stood in her lounge.
She walked out of her bedroom behind the beaded curtain and gave me a confused look at how I got into her place. Of course all I could take in was that she had been crying.
"How did you get in? How do you know which place I lived in?"
"Oh right, I grabbed your wallet one time to beat Spencer in a bet as well as remembering which is your letter box number, and the front door wasn't locked and I was worried."
"There was a latch."
"You didn't put it in latch mode. Never mind these two questions. What's wrong and tell you've been crying? Do I need to stab a Bitch?" I asked as I gently took her hands so she knew she had my focus.
"You know how I told you I had that date last night?"
"Yes you were very excited about it."
"Well, he basically said that I am 'too big'."
"I'm sorry what?!"
"That's what he said."
"Fuck him! You are perfect the way you are. He's just a dumb dumb who is lucky that it's illegal to beat him up or I'd do just that with a chair. Wait here." I told before making my way towards the front door.
"Where are you going?"
"Imma help with the sadness." I told before leaving.

I stopped in front of Jj's place and got out before knocking on the door. When it opened I could tell Jj had just woken up.
"Wow you still look attractive like this. What is this world we live in where this looks possible?"
"Ashley? How do you know where I live? Are you showing your chest?"
"Driver's license. Yes, I can not be bothered buttoning up. Anywho, get dressed."
"Do we have a case?"
"No. Penelope is sad cause of a prick so we gonna fix that." I told making her nod.
"I'll be right out."
"Cool. Hop in my car when you are done." I told before she shut the door to do just that and I went back to wait in my car.

We knocked on her door and waited till Emily opened it and had a confused look.
"Ok before you go 'Ashley, how do you know where I live?' It's on your drivers license."
"I asked her that hence her saying that." Jj told.
"Is your shirt undone?"
"Yes. I can not be bothered doing it up. Penelope is sad so we gonna help her not be sad."
"I'll get dressed."
"We will be in the car."
'This was easy.'