The friend from Uni.

Thank god they are leaving!

'Why the absolute fuck, am I stuck with these idiots?!'
"As you can see, we have a hunter with us. Wanna tell us a bit about yourself?" Kenny asked as he pointed a camera towards me.
"I'm will beat the shit out of you if you don't get that camera out of my face."
"You don't look so scary."
I grabbed my taser and pointed it towards him making Ed and Harry pull him away from me.
"She's not joking Spruce." Harry told as I went and caught up with the others.
"Why the fuck are they with us?"
"They've been helpful." Aaron explained.
"They've done nothin' but pester me. This is why I've been hiding from them." I told before grabbing Ed's arm and twist it so I could grab my fbi ID from him. "Touch me again and I'll break your arm in five places."
"Ash. Come on." Spencer gently told as he carefully removed my hand from him and pulled me close to him.
"You know this one is better then your other one." Ed told as he rubbed his arm where I had grabbed him.
"Shut the fuck up or I'll get my taser and use it on you again."
"Ash.... What does he mean other one?" Spencer asked making me look towards him.
"Nope. Not saying anything on the matter. Can't criminate myself if I don't say anything."
"Ash. What does he mean by other one?"
"Not saying a single thing."
"Ashley London not gonna say your other one Harper. What does he mean by other one?"
"I may have a fake fbi badge."
"Why?!"
"No reason. I like fake badges to see how real they can get."
"Ash!"
"I don't use them. They are just for me to study."
"Are we just meant to ignore that not only does Spencer know Ashley's full name, but also that she's most likely embarrassed by the second one hence Spencer not saying it?" Derek asked
"Might as well." Emily and Jj told as one.
"You still have it?"
"Oh definitely. I'll show you later for movie night." I told before we kept walking.
"It's a plan." He added.
"How the hell is he ok with finding out about that?" Maggie asked.
"We've learnt not to question a lot of it. We question it only for small things like the middle name one." Derek told with a flirtatious tone.
"Don't flirt with her, Derek." I told
"Jealous?"
"No I just don't like them and don't want you associated with them. Besides she's fucking Harry." I told
"How the hell do you know that?!" They all exclaimed.
"I didn't till now." I told laughing.
'God it's sometimes so easy.'

"Adios fuckers! Never return!" I yelled as I waved them off smiling.
"You really don't like them do you." Spencer told.
"No. I'm so glad they are gone."
"So you actually dated a criminal?" He asked making me think back to earlier.

"You two are so fucken annoying!" I exclaimed.
"Says the one dating a criminal!" Harry told
"Fuck."
"WHAT?!" Spencer exclaimed making me pull my home made taser.
I quickly hit Harry and Ed so they fell to the ground and gave Spencer a sheepish smile.
"Can we talk about this later?"
"Definitely will be."
"Cool."

"Yeah. Granted, didn't know he was a criminal at first. But then I did, and then we kinda kept dating for like several years."
"Ash!"
"I didn't help him in anythin'. It was mostly credit card frauds 'n grave desecrations. He's actually a really big teddy bear once you get to know him, so like.... Yeah I got nothin'."
"Is that the guy you dated and wrote Shotgun about?"
"Oh shit yeah. Forgot I told ya that. Yeah I call him Shotgun.... Please don't tell the others this."
"You know I won't."
"Bitch, you snitched about me having siblings. And they only think it's three. I can't have them finding out I've got two more and Peter is my twin." I told making him laugh."
"I promise this time I won't."
"Better."
"Come on. Let's get some food."
"Alright! Food!" I exclaimed making  him laugh.
'No matter what, I can always trust Spencer to be on my side.'