The friend from Uni.

Relaxing in style.

(Ash p.o.v)

After the case we went home and I was busy with Marcus.
"Dude how many more of these do we need to do?"
"Just a few more."
"I wanna hang with Spencer."
"I'm ok waiting. Its been awhile since I've seen you do this." He told
"Bro you were meant to help me get out of this."
"I didn't know."
"Your buying food."
"I'm fine with that."
"We are ready to make this, if you are." Marcus told making me give a thumbs up as the recording began to play.

(Ash, pre recorded part)

"I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have
Oh what a skill to have
So many skills that make him distinctive
But they're not mine to have
No they're not mine

Whenever he looks I read the nearest paper
No I don't care about the soaps
No I don't care about the soaps
Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

If this is a rom-com kill the Director
If this is a rom-com kill the Director
Please

Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to boys, they'll break your heart
And this is my head, and this is my spout
They work together, they can't figure anything out

So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

If this is a rom-com kill the Director
If this is a rom-com kill the Director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please

This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
(Kill)

This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)

This is no Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no Bridget
Bridget Jones"

Once I was done I looked towards them to see I was given the thumbs up.
"Sounds good Ashley. Looks like we are done here."
"Really?"
"Yes. You and your boyfriend can go now."
"We're not dating."
"Still?! Damn it!"
"What's wrong?" We both asked
"I own Edgar 50 bucks. He's the only one that said you two still weren't."
'God I hate them.'
I left the recording room and grabbed my things with Spencer.
"Tell those other five, I said hi."
"Will do!"
We walked out of the building and began to head somewhere to get lunch when Spencer spoke.
"You talk to the others now?"
"Somewhat. Hasn't really improved from what it was when you met them."
"I see. Also when did you write that song?"
"I wrote it when we were 16. I just haven't recorded and what not so we went what the hell."
"I like it."
"You like anything I write."
"They are all good songs."
"Meh. I think there are some I could not do. Then again I have free range on my style."
"That you do. You know I think Penelope is a fan of your music."
"Get outta here."
"I'm serious. I heard her once quietly singing the song to herself."
"Did you tell her, your best friend in the world is the singer?"
"No I didn't. I know how you get when people find out about it."
"True. I hate it." I told making us both chuckle before we walked in to get food.

I walked in to my place with Spencer following after me.
"Welcome to my humble home."
"Very you."
"Thanks Spencey. Wanna see Oak?"
"Of course."
We walked into my bug room and walked to where Oak is. I moved the little house of hers up to show she was curled up, sleeping.
"She's napping."
"She's still tiny."
"Yeah. Milk snakes don't grow that big and she was kinda the runt of the eggs. Just means she will always be adorable."
"Wanna watch a movie?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
I gently put her house back over her and we left the room to watch a movie.
'I'm glad for the life I have.'