Bed Pan Bitch!

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Once we discovered who the killer was, we went duck hunting.
'Let's get this over with.'
We began to walk in and I realised my gun was still in my holster.
"Ashley, draw your gun." Derek told
"Actually, Ash is more dangerous without a gun. Evidence from what she was able to cause when I was held hostage."
"It's true." I added but grabbed the gun I carried with me anyway.
I noticed movement and someone aim a gun towards us making me tackle Spencer to the ground, before covering him with my body as gun shots rain out. Once they stopped I made sure Spencer was ok.
"You g fam?"
"Yeah. Thanks."
"No problem Spencey. Now imma kill this bitch for firing at you." I told as I rushed up to find them.

'Man this place is massive.'
I soon heard some voices and I peaked to see they were holding the unsub at gun point towards the group. I looked around the room I was in to see a clean bed pan.
'That'll do.'
I quickly grabbed it and quietly made my way up behind the unsub making sure I didn't make a noise.
"Just lower the weapon Thomas. We don't want to hurt you." Aaron told.
"Stop! Stop treating me like I'm insane! I'm not and...." he exclaimed before I cut him off by hitting him in the head with the bed pan, making him fall to the ground.
"Bed pan bitch!" I exclaimed before throwing it to
the side.
"Ash?!"
"What up. This place is like a maze can you believe it?"
"Ashley, never change." David told as Derek cuffed the unsub.
"Don't plan on it. Anyway, I'm hungie so let's get din din and call it a day aye." I told making the team smile.

We were on the plane and I got coxed into playing poker with the team minus David and Aaron.
"So how good at poker are you Ashley?" Derek asked making Spencer smile.
"I'm alright." I told not really paying attention to my cards.
"Prove it. What you got?"
"Royal flush." I stated as I flipped my cards to show it making them all get shocked from it.
"Ash you need to stop using your skills." Spencer told making me smile.
"How did you do that?" Emily asked
"Spencer might be good at counting cards. I'm good at sly of hand."
"Really?" Jj asked
"Really."
"She uses games as a distraction." Spencer told
"How so?" David asked
"Go on Ash." Spencer told making me reach into my pockets and pull all their things out.
Once they realised it was their things they began to check their pockets before looking towards me with a shock look.
"How'd you do that?" Emily asked
"Yeah I wanna know?" Derek told
"People tend to think one thing of me. So like through this you all are paying attention to me but because I'm speaking your not paying attention to my hands. Which is why I was able to grab Spencers watch." I told as I showed it with a smile, making him grab it back.
"Does that mean your great at magic as well?" Jj questioned.
"Yeah. Pass the cards."
Derek collected them and handed them to me and I quickly shuffled them before looking towards them.
"Ok. So this is your card." I told as I showed the first card to them. "Better remember it cause I won't. Also focus on my hands."
Once they did I put it back into the deck and shuffled it again before flipping all the cards to reveal it wasn't there.
"The cards not there." Derek told making me look towards Spencer to see he began to chuckle.
"Spence what is so...." Jj began only to cut herself off when she looked up with the others to show I was holding the card in my mouth.
"You gotta show that to Penelope." Emily told
"Ok." I told when I took the card out of my mouth and put it back into the pile before shuffling again.
"How do you know magic so well?" Aaron asked
"Well I know some kids. Called Tyler and Flynn, and they love magic so I learnt it and with the help of a buddy's dad in Santa Barbra I became good at a lot of things. Also an ex of mine made a game with me to see who could steal the most off of one another."
"If she can somehow get your shoes off without you knowing then she will do it."
"Now. Who wants to play snap?" I asked
"Can she cheat at it?" Jj asked.
"Not with how we play it."
"Then let's play snap." Emily told

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