The Jazz Fusion
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    The Jazz Fusion

    Fiksi Penggemar

    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter II: Josuke Higashikata ~And Twitter~

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    "Lalalalala!! LALALALALA!!! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" sang Josuke by the window of the mansion.
    *knock knock*
    Josuke walks toward the door and opens it.
    "Hello, Josuke Higashikata?" asked the fish doctor, who is 5 inches tall.
    "Yes?"
    "I understand that there's a dying animal on the premises."
    *SLAM*
    Josuke slams the door shut and angrily stomps back on the couch.
    "Who was that?" asked Finn.
    "Someone who I now have on my blacklist," said Josuke.
    "I had a cousin who had a blacklist," said Jake. "You know what happened to him?"
    "What?"
    "He's dead, Josuke. Very, very dead. Because apparently, Monochromicorns have rights."
    "We have a cousin?" asked Finn.
    "Had a cousin," corrected Jake.
    "It's okay, Josuke! Your singing voice is fine!" smiled Spongebob. 
    "Yeah! You could be a failure who has no friends and has a dead-end job!" smiled Patrick.
    Josuke squints his eyes. "Yeah... Could be..."
    
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
    "OH, COME ON!!!" yelled Gumball. "Laserheart vs. Metal Boy and Laserheart loses!? I'll tweet about this!"
    "Yeah," said Darwin. "Get over it, man. It's Death Tournament. It's just made for fun."
    "Screw that noise! My character deserved to win!"
    "But Metal Boy's abilities are just far better than Laserheart's! Tweeting it would be a waste..."
    "I know what I should make! A... A CRITICISM VIDEO!!!"
    Gumball and Darwin are watching some YouTube videos on the Smart TV.
    "Gumball, that sounds like a very stupid idea with dire consequences in its wake," said Darwin.
    Gumball calls someone.
    "Who are you calling? Ugh! Why can't you just enjoy the things you watch rather than pitting them against each other? So stupid!"
    "Hello? Yeah? Clive?"
    "Who are you talking to?"
    "Astronaut Variety Hour?"
    *GASP* "NO!!! THAT MAN DOES NOT DESERVE TO TALK TO US!!!"
    "He helped us when we fought Dragon Fly!" Gumball shrugged.
    "He also tried to ruin my life as President of Fantasticon!"
    "We need to create a criticism video to destroy Death Tournament!"
    "I have a rather important question in that notion's wake. 'Why though?'"
    "Because the world needs a hero..."
    Meanwhile, Josuke tries to search online for anything wrong going on in Maharlica while Finn and Morty sat with him.
    Josuke slams his head on the table, realizing that Maharlica is just too perfect. 
    "Ugh! Nothing! Stupid! Useless!"
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