*tries to type, but stops himself...*
Hi! I'm going... On...
*BREAKS ARM...*
*smiles*
VACATION!!!
Yeah! Going on vacation here! Bye-bye! Uh... So... I'm gonna play Smash or Pass!
"But! Mikhail! Whatever will you Smash or Pass?"
Haha! I'm Smashing or Passing every Major Antagonist in EACH AND EVERY PART!!!
Alright... Let's Start.
Bernardo Salvi.
Smash. He's fabulous and beastly.
Damaso.
Pass.
Dr. Voodoo.
Pass. Rotten skin.
Yoshiko Kira.
Pass. I'll get her crazy.
Diablo
P-...
WAIT!!!
Big tail... Big horned tail.
Smash.
The Lich.
Ew. Pass.
Uncle Gumbald.
Smash + Snacks.
Sheldon J. Plankton.
Pass.
Psy-Crab.
Pass.
Dr. Wrecker.
Pass.
Yoshiko Kira.
Smash. She's not crazy anymore... I think...?
Elvis Jackson.
Pass. Too much racism and baggage for me...
Cassandra Beyonce.
Pass.
Dragon Fly.
Smash.
Unbreakable.
Pass. Sounds like a deep-voiced Skeletor.
Tyrone Daga.
Pass. You know why.
Kapitan Dirigma.
Smash. What a goofball.
Spazura.
Pass.
Heaven Ascension DIO.
Pass. Didn't live up to his potential. Also, Giorno has baggage.
Freeza.
Smash. Fabulous.
Mr. Perfect Cell.
Smash. Perfect Man with every perfect cell in his perfect body.
Darkseid.
Smash. Just evil...
President Doughnut Trumpet.
Pass.
Miguel JoJo.
Smash. Screw Trumpet! Root for the home team!
He's a colonizer...
So...? SMA-!!!
Heaven Ascension Unbreakable.
Smash. Because he's practically a god.
Tooru.
Pa-...
WAIT!!! Hm...
Pass. He's rough during s -...
Kesha.
Pass.
Prince Kenneth.
Ooh, la la. Smash.
Usoga.
SMASH!!!! DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A HAG!!! GAMBLER WIFE!!! NGEHEHEHEHE-!!!
Rudolf Von Stroheim.
SMASH!!! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!!
I thought you didn't like crazy...
Lest they're fabulous, old friend. Lest they're fabulous.
Bill Cipher.
SMASH!!! He... is... TRIANGLE!!!
He's a triangle.
Triangle!!! BLOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OOGA!!! OOGA!!! NGYEYRYEEEEEEEEAH!!! Blooby looby! NGAK NGAK FUCK-ME-WITH-A-FRYING-PAN YAHOOHOOHOO!!!
Scalene.
DIO.
Smash. Moving on.
Yoshikage Kira.
Pass. Creep.
MABUS.
Smash. He's me! Haha! But evil!
Enrico Pucci.
Pass. He's a Priest. Gotta... Gotta respect the religion, man... No matter how much he wants that DIO di-...
Cheapshot.
Pass. Evil abusive fuck. Probably... Probably his dog... Stepped on a bee, or somethin'... Or... What...?
Green Goblin.
Pass. Cuckoo.
The Joker.
Pass. Crazy.
Toffee.
Smash. Power.
Rasputin Romanov.
Pass. Home team. Hoorah for Christianity.
Thank... you...? I think...?
Mickey Mouse.
*lip smack.* Look... No. Just... Pass. No.
Al Cado.
PASS!!! PA-!!! PA-!!! MOVE!!!
(Not because he's fat. I'm fat. But because he's... He's...)
Al Cado sneers at the Author in the distance.
(He'll eat me...)
Superior Iron Man.
Pass. Crazy. But then again... He's Iron-! No... Nope! I have dignity left!
(But really, sm-...)
Superior Spider-Man.
Pass. I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye... Because... you... are... Not THE REAL... SPIDER-!!!
"What eye?" asked Wanda.
Superior Spider-Man grabs his face. He has no eyes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
Superior Darth Vader.
Rotten skin... But... It's Darth Vader!
And... Leathery-...
Smash.
You had me when you flicked your lightsaber!
Springtrap.
Pass. Ew. Crazy and dead.
Black Diamond.
S-S-S-S-S-S-Smash. F-F-F-Fabulous.
*BOOM!!!*
Alright. Done. I know it's a dead meme...
But this is a series now.
Also. I need to write more female antagonists... particularly ones who aren't crazy but are just plain fabulous.
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The Jazz Fusion
FanfictionTen years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...
