Chapter XXXVII: No-Killing-War ~Earth-777 War Part I~

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"Now that Ibarra is gone... I can now... finally go on to heroically invade New Israel..." smiled Rasputin, looking out the window of his jet as his soldiers all saluted. "Now that Ibarra is lost in the Multiverse... No one stands in my way..."

His assistant, who is behind him, replies, "But of course, sir. But what if he is still alive?"

"If he somehow escaped his perishment and is still in this Multiverse... he could still navigate his back in here... Then, I will use... The Weapon."

"The Weapon, sir?"

"It's a powerful weapon that can kill Miguel successfully. I do not wish to start a war in Heaven by killing him permanently... NO!!! I just want this planet safe in my hands..."

"What weapon...?"

"It's a creature I found in the inner depths of the Omniverse... I found him in a peculiar Multiverse that was nearly shattered lately by some device created by this creature's variant. This creature was so skilled in killing that it rose up in the ranks of my army.
He's a colonel, right now, by the way.
But I locked him up in his very own room of comfort so that he would stop killing my soldiers."

"Name?"

"Classified. You are now dismissed, Mister... What was your name, again? You're the new assistant, right?"

"Poppy Gloria Borger."

"Ah... You are from the Netherlands? Dutch?"

"Y-... Yes."

"Well... Good day, Poppy Gloria Borger."

The "assistant" bows his head and walks outside of the office.

She then removes her "face..." revealing that she is actually Felix Kjellberg of Earth-777. Jedan of Earth-777 appears next to him from a closet. In that closet are tied-up assistants.

"What's the weapon?" asked Jedan.

"I have no idea," said Felix. "We'll find it out soon enough... Whatever it is... It must be at least a Class-4..."

Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, Darwin, and Mark all sat down at the cafe

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Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, Darwin, and Mark all sat down at the cafe.

"What is this place?" asked Mark.

"It's Burnham Cafe. It's a cafe we always eat in," said Josuke.

"Why...? Can't you eat anywhere else?" asked Mark.

"Every time we do, either we get attacked by a bad guy, or Gumball gets attacked by a bad guy in the bathroom," said Darwin.

"What...? Why?" asked Mark.

"Because fate hates us," said Spongebob.

"Yesterday, I met a crazy magical guy with a silly mustache killing people," said Patrick. "Just a norm around these parts."

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