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    The Jazz Fusion

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    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter XII: JoJoGals Part I ~Justice~

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    Goddess stood before me.
    Stop narrating!
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look! Why are you cornering me just now!?
    Because you failed the Bechdel Test!
    The what!?
    The test is a measure of the representation of women in a story! You've failed it! Countless times, even! All the women are either talking to a man, their father, a variant of their father, or themselves about a man!
    One time Anne fought a spider with the gals!
    SILENCE!!!
    Yes, Holy Spirit.
    Now, I want you to write a good damned story about the female JoJos!
    Why them specifically!?
    They had adventures by themselves and were pretty badass while doing so! Go write about that!
    How about the time when they fought an old opponent?
    Sure! Write about that! Represent my symbolic sex in your universe, idiot!
    Yes, Milady. Ahem...
    Okay...
    This is the story about how the JoJoGals fought... against...
    This universe's Enyaba.
    But... we've never met this universe's Enyab-...
    YEAH! Well, she existed the whole time!
    Why... did you not include her here, then?
    She was actually supposed to appear back in Part IV but I replaced her with Cassandra Beyonce.
    What!? She has a cool Stand and everything!
    Well... Sorry!? I... uh... well... I don't know! Cassandra was a more badass antagonist in my opinion!
    She died!
    Yeah? But she practically created The Reaper... Hm...? So, I thought she was alright.
    Okay...? Just write this so my ex-wife would stop being angry at me!
    Isn't your wife Mama Mary, now? Or something?
    More like the woman I just chose to have a child with...
    That's kinda messed up.
    Eh... I'm God. I do what I want.
    
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
    Gabrielle takes care of Mikaella, breastfeeding her.
    "Ew!" yelled Shizuka, who passes by.
    "What!?" asked Gabrielle.
    "No! No offense! It's just that... What does it feel like?"
    "I don't know... Like sex but weirder."
    "That's your daughter," said Shizuka.
    "Yeah... It's called an Oedipus complex. Deal with it!"
    "That's not what that's supposed to mean, but okay..."
    "Hey..." said Irene, walking into the scene. "We don't have an allowance for this week."
    "What!?" asked Gabrielle and Shizuka.
    "What!?" Yurielle asked in a distance.
    "Apparently, the Jazz Fusion used our credit cards in... some cuisine venture or some shit..."
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