The Jazz Fusion

Chapter IV: Second Mission ~The Lost Treasure of Blooby Looby~

"Years ago, during the tribal years of Ooo, there was a warlord pirate that went by the name of Blooby Looby. He pillaged Backrubbers and Breakfast People. He illaged Candy People and Cloud People. And all the people in the land bowed before him, except for the one and only Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum. This warlord, with his armor that was forged from the Black Meteor fallen from the Black Comet: the deity of darkness and prophet of Golb. Blooby Looby ruled the land and pillaged and illaged all those who had the X-Gene, unleashed from the mutagenic magics of the Mushroom Bomb. While stealing primarily gold, he also harvested this Gene using the Black Sword and the Philosopher's Stone and used it to mutate himself to the point where he gave himself powers that allowed him to transmute gold. These endless piles of gold that he stole from the Kingdoms and he created could never be found again..."

"Until now, at least!" smiled Morty. "O-o-oh Geez! I sure am ready for our next adventure!"

"You're leading us this time?" asked Darwin. "Where the hell is Rick?"

"Oh! Wow! You think I can't do this, can I? You spineless domesticated pond fish! I pr-r-pretty much can!" yelled Morty. "I think!"

"So... who wants this treasure?" asked Spongebob.

"The Council of Ooo," said Morty. "Particularly Neptr. The old leader, Bubblegum, is offering her own team's help."

"PB's out of jail now," said Morty. "And she's allowed to lead her team again."

"Oh, please!" laughed Josuke. "We can Totes beat them! And even if we lose, the whole world respects us, right?"

Later...

"Welcome!" smiled NEPTR as he stood on the surface of a podium. "To the Blooby Looby Race!" 

Everyone in the crowd cheered.

"THE RULES ARE SIMPLE!!!
Just follow the path... NO USING OF PORTAL GUNS!!!"

"WHAT!?" asked Josuke. "WHY NOT!?"

"It won't be a race if we use those... yeah..." said Morty.

"Welcome... the greatest heroes of Maharlica... THE PROGRESSIVE SOUL!!!"

Everyone cheers as Erina Zeppeli (You remember her), Yoshiko Kira (You remember her), Queen Marceline Abadeer (Vampire from AT), Sandy Cheeks (Squirrel from SS), Penny Fitzgerald (the shapeshifter from TAWOG), and Carrie Krueger (the ghost girl from TAWOG) walk up the stage. Everyone yells out their hearts for the heroines before them.

The Jazz Fusion walk in and everyone stayed silent.

"Wait..." said Patrick. "It's okay. NEPTR just didn't say our team name yet."

"Papa? Who are these people with you?" asked NEPTR.

"Any second now..." said Patrick.

Josuke bowed his head. Darwin facepalms and shakes his head. The rest cover their faces.

"Yep... any second now..." smiled Patrick. "Any-..."

The trumpets howl as the people cheer for the Progressive Soul. Erina, their current leader, smiled and waved at the heroes.

Erina smiles at Josuke. "Hey!" she smiled sweetly. "You look... good... Lost weight?"

Josuke sighed. "Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself. I'm as fat as before."

"I just want to say that... I'm sorry for what I did years ago."