The Jazz Fusion

Chapter LIV: He's Here ~Jazzy Oddities Part V~

"Here..." said Rat King, tossing the Warp Device into Gabrielle's hand.

"Wait, you're really just gonna give me this...!?" asked Gabrielle. "No pay!?"

"Well, duh... These things are costly, but I'm not looking for any money right now... Now, leave..."

Later...

"Hey, guys!" Gabrielle slams the door open, but the door falls flat on the ground. "Oops! Sorry, po! I'll pay for that!
BUT LLLLOOK!!!"

The Jazz Fusion, Mercuria, Yurielle, Irene, and Shizuka all turn to Gabrielle, except for Narcos.

Gabrielle points to a Warp Device. 

"What is that?" asked Gumball. "If it's a new remote, give it."

"It's a Warp Device, you ding dong! We can finally search for the Entity using this thing's Sanchez Particles!"

"Yay!" smiled Narcos. "Ooh! This is a Swiss Military Uniform Coat Button!" He sniffs it. "Pure stainless steel!"

"Why is everyone ignoring me!?" asked Gabrielle.

"What!? We aren't! We're all paying attention to you," said Josuke.

Patrick farts on a candle and makes it burst like a flamethrower. He giggles.

Josuke's Killer Queen punches Patrick.

"Yeah!" yelled Patrick. "All of us!"

"Well, Narcos, isn't paying attention!
Psst! Hoy!"

Narcos turns away.

"NARCY!!! NARC-NARC!!! CUM-CUP!!!"

"That last one was weird and personal..." said Finn.

"What's wrong...?" Gabrielle asked adorably with puppy eyes.

"Nope!" Narcos looks away.

"AYEEE!!!" laughed Josuke, Shizuka, Yurielle, Mercuria, and Irene. "LOVERS' QUARREL!!!"

"Shut... It! We never fight! Except for that one time!
Right, Narcos!?" asked Gabrielle.

Narcos looks away.

"Oh, come on, Narcos," said Darwin. "Talk to her."

"No," said Narcos.

"Trust me, Narcos," said Mark. "Talking works."

Narcos sighs. "Alright... You haven't been doing... anything... for Mika."

Gabrielle is annoyed by this. "What...!?"

"Gabrielle... I'm the one feeding her... burping her... getting her to sleep... changing her diapers... and playing with her..."

"What!? Narcos, I've been doing stuff!"

"No... In your free time, you play Minecraft. You said we were in this together."

Earlier...

"OH, GOD!!! THERE'S A CREEPER UP MY ASS!!!" Gabrielle's character runs away.

She has three screens before her and several keyboards and a Gaming Mouse with PewDiePie Headphones. And that chair that you can turn into a recliner or whatever.

"Ugh...!" Narcos facepalmed, with Mikaela in his arm.

Narcos picks up the Warp Device she dropped on the ground.

Now...

"Ugh! I don't need to hear this!" yelled Gabrielle, walking away.

"Gabrielle... You gotta start taking responsibility," said Narcos. "You've done countless bad decisions... and you can't keep escaping the consequences... You don't study... research... read about the history... You don't even watch the news anymore..."