Hi! Hello!
What?
Oh, yeah! Gonna decide to take a break from this book for now.
What? "Why?"
Oh! Easy! That's because I'm in the middle of writing this book's SPIRITUAL spin-off/sequel. I call it Maharlica. No, not the Multiversal Empire from this book. The alternate universe desert Kingdom in Earth-Abatania.
Vibe check!
The Author grabs a child by the face.
"Let me go!"
Silence child! GIMME YOUR PARENT'S CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!! THE STARDUST CRUSADERS, THE JUSTICE LEAGUE, THE J-FORCE, TEAM AVATAR, TEAM DELTA, AND THE AVENGERS NEED IT TO WIN THIS WAR AGAINST BILL CIPHER!!! I NEED MONEY!!! I NEED MONEY!!!
Sadly, The Author can't have money because Wattpad, AO3, and society itself said so.
So he chucks the child down the highest floor of the building.
*CRASH!!!*
"I'm okay!"
LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM!!!
What? You're saying that looks like Masaru Music #2? WRONG!!! I JUST PUT THE WRONG TITLE CARD BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT!!!
0:00-Battle
13:15-Battle
25:39-Dark
7:56-Eerie
9:42-Harmony
10:33-Hercules
12:25-Salvi
15:34-Spider-Man Prime
18:08-The Batman
20:38-The Second Reaper
(Insert joke here.)
NO!!! TOO LAZY, ASSHOLE PAST SELF!!!
What's that? Do you want more Vanilla Stories with Gabrielle and Narcos?
"I never said that," said the hypothetical reader.
You got it! Jk. I can't write Ecchi!
Yet...
JK JK!!!
At least... I think there is a reader... Is there a reader? TELL ME!!!
*takes out spoon*
I WILL SPOON YOU, MY INCELOUS FRIEND!!! Eh!? EH!?
*drops the spoon and crawls up to a corner*
Why does nobody love me...?
Probably because you claimed to be a stalker when you were 12 without actually being a stalker.
I saw it IN AN ANIME ONE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS ROMANTIC!!!
Mikhail, it's fine. You were 12. And you didn't know what the fuck a stalker even was.
No! I have to -! I have to -!
The Author started doing NFTs.
Note: Everything the Author has ever said is a joke.
-PewDiePie (Earth-77)
I love you, Joaquin. (Joaquin's a code name for a girl I like...)
JUST KIDDING!!! I MOVED ON BECAUSE I GIGACHAD NOW!!!
YOU ARE READING
The Jazz Fusion
أدب الهواةTen years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...
