Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come.
This is the eig...
In the city of Burnham, Earth-Prince, Bruce and Peter eat Pancit Canton on a train.
The song on Peter's phone plays, "Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choo choo, baby... Try boxin' and beatin' and crappin' over me. You took away my morality and snatched away my ethicality and turned me into someone like the Red Knight, Daddy."
"I heard that Maharlica recently elected the Great-Grandson of the One Who Should Not Be Named," said Peter. "And he won!"
"I do not care," said Bruce.
"Well! Sure, we elect every ten years... But... Dude! Mr. Wayne! This guy's like... a fascist...?"
"No. He was authoritarian."
"Are you saying... you support this guy?"
"Do you really want to trash on a guy whose ancestor was demonized by the west? Hasn't he had enough...?" asked Bruce, sipping some soup.
Peter's eyes widen. "But... Oligarchies-!"
"Are illegal, yes... But the descendant of the one who shall not be named wasn't a Maharlican President. Just a Filipino one."
"SHEESH!!! Loopholes are loopholes. Weird that Miguel JoJo kept that because that's pretty corruption-y."
"Yeah... I don't care."
"You're apolitical!?"
"No... But I can totally puppeteer him."
Peter looks left and right. "Wait, what?"
"I won't. But I totally could."
I predicted the elections with that one chapter when Gabrielle and the others were arguing back in JoJoverse. Boom. I'm God.
Son Christ, dude... No, you're not.
Pfft... I'm gonna predict another thing. Um!!! The Messiah comes out to the world in 2029 to fight the evil Anti-Allied Powers, the Socialist Party! And he will have a cool sword... And... A dragon...! And... The Angels are actually kinda like aliens... And the end of the world will be the beginning of a new era of coolness!
DUDE!!!
What!? I predict everything... NGYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!! Seriously, though. I'm not a fascist. Don't cancel me pwease... (And the One Who Shall Not Be Named was Authoritarian, NOT fascist, in accordance to my research. Reaction? Filipinos are pretty mixed? MY OPINION!? Well, either I anger Filipinos or I anger the west. So... I won't talk! YOU WON'T MAKE ME!!! YOOOU WOOON'T M-!!!)
I mean, literally, your first series was about stopping fascists and socialists... Now, it's about beating up anarchists... You did a pretty good job
Wh-whoa... Do you really think I did...?
*nods...*
Yeah, yeah... Yeah! Thank you! *sniff, sniff...* Wow... People like me...? Hooray for Liberalism!
And Conservatism!
What is it with you and Conservatism...!? Your own son is a liberalist!
Pfft... I'm practically everything's Dictator. And... they see me rollin'? They hatin'... I'm God, Author... I'm The One Above All...
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