The Jazz Fusion

Chapter X: Fourth Mission ~Colonialism~

"But, Ma'am, clearly this child just said the n-word as an example of what not to do!" yelled Miguel, facepalming.

"I don't care! Punish him or you are not the Messiah!" yelled the African-American woman.

"NO!!! Y'know what? Say 'Indio.'"

"'Indio.'"

"*GASP*! Did you just call me an 'Indio!?' A derogative slang for my color!?"

"WHAT!? NO!!!"

"Very well. I forgive you. No, wait! I don't forgive you because YOU DIDN'T DEROGATE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!" yelled Miguel. "Get the fuck outta here!"

The woman scoffs and leaves.

"I think you're being too harsh," said Lei.

"What's 'harsh' is being crucified in front of the whole world by the whole world. SO ZIP IT!!! Sorry, hormones..."

A woman walks in.

"Hey! Oh no... What are you going to ask...?" asked Miguel.

"MAKE INCEST LEGAL!!!"

"WHAT THE F-!? NO!!!"

"YOU DID IT, YOU HYPOCRITE!!!"

"Yeah! And you'll get what I got for it! Punishment! So, don't friggin' do it! Now GET ON OUTTA HERE!!!"

"Hey, Miguel?" asked Anne. "Here... And you forgot to turn off the oven an hour ago!"

"Yo," said Miguel, turning around.

"Ugh! Aren't you li-!? Whatever! This is what we've gotten from the Axolotl Gabrielle took a pic of," said Anne, offering a folder.

Miguel reads the file as his eyes widen slowly. "I gotta go..." Miguel opens a portal. "Love you!" Miguel kisses Anne. "Bye!" Miguel leaves. "I promise to turn it off next time!"

"Hmph!" said Anne, crossing her arms.

"The axolotl you fought was an Evolved Axolotl from Earth-SVTFOE-11815 that was recruited by the Dark Quartz Organization," said Miguel. "I'm offering the seven of you a long-term job. A case, perhaps. Right now, we are currently paying off people we need to and are too busy right now... So we are offering you a case to help us out to investigate this... Toffee... You earn money from us, the government will pay us a lot for this... And we could hopefully regain a lot of money and stop being broke for once..."

"I thought you knew everything..." said Gumball.

"What!? Who told you that!?"

"You did!"

"I don't literally know everything!"

"What did Ryle write into Stefan's body with Heaven's Door?" asked Gumball.

"Ryle Karne wrote 'cannot see or hear anything when using omega beams' on Stefan," he replied.

"See!?"

"Yeah! Because I read Ryle's mind during his time in Heaven! I have no idea what, I don't know, this is!" Miguel picks up a rock. "Like, what kind of rock is this!? I don't know! I just have a sense of what this is!" Miguel sniffs it and licks it. He then tuts his tongue. "See!? But sooner or later, I'll have a certain semi-precognitive sense of what it is-... Oh my God. It's-..."

"Petrified shit," said both Miguel and Josuke.

"Yeah," said Josuke.

Miguel grabs his mouth and runs to the bathroom. "BLEUGH!!!"