Chapter LIV: A Visit From An Old Enemy ~Jazzy Oddities Part III~

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"Hm..." smiled Bill, hovering over the city. "Y'know what would be nice?"

"What is it, Bill...?" asked Superior Iron Man.

"It'd be nice if we... make Gabrielle scared... If she knew what we were capable of...
And I have an idea!"

"What...? Why?" he asked. "Like what I do with my guards?"

"Yeah...! Yeah...
I have an idea!
We bring this guy back!"

Bill shows a hologram of Stefan.

Superior Spider-Man, who is in the room while drinking beer, spits out his drink.

"Bill... Are you sure you'd be able to -?"

"I made a deal with him. Relax. Also, I can easily destroy him and take away his other Stand counting the deal we had...
Also, he is way weaker now since Ryle Kishibe wrote that he cannot see when he's using his Heat Vision.
Perfect, huh? AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have full control of him!"

"So... You'll turn that murderous psychopath into your pawn?"

"We're murderous psychopaths!?" asked Bill. "Uh... HELLO!?!? I should've let Reed Richards live in this timeline... Too bad that Scarlet Bitch got to her before I did...
Soon, Gabrielle would be wetting her bed when I'm done with her! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Hey, Daddy, it is me! Can I please demand a small favor from thee?" smiled a little boy with a crescent on his face in pajamas.

Bill rolls his eye. "What is it, boy!?"

"Can I play with that particular dimension?" asked the little boy. "The one with the man who needs an alcohol intervention?"

"No."

"Why not, Father? If not, you'll make me MADDER!!! I'll rip this dimension limb from limb as my tantrum falters the Multiverse in a WHIM!!!"

"SILENCE, YOU LITTLE-!!!" Bill sighs. "I had a deal, boy! And we have to respect the deal! So, play with the 2nd Dimension or whatever!!! AND IF YOU EVEN DARE SET FOOT IN THAT PLACE I'LL WIPE YOUR LITTLE SMUG FACE OUT OF THE GODDAMNED OMNIVERSE!!!
AND STOP RHYMING, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"

The young boy bows his head and walks away. "Okay..."

"You didn't have to be that harsh, Grandfather," said Nocturna. "He's just a kid!"

"HE'S OLDER THAN YOU, TWERP!!!" yelled Bill. "NOW GET ME A GODDAMNED MEGA SEED COFFEE, NOW!!!" He yelled as the world they were in shook. "NOW, A-X-O-L-O-T-L, GOD OF THE AMPHIBIANS!!! RULER OF THE CONTINENT KNOWN AS AMPHIBIA!!! I ASK OF YOU TO TEMPORARILY SUMMON THE FORTISITE THAT STILL FLOATS ADRIFT ON THE EDGE OF EVERYTHING TO BRING FORTH FEAR TO THE ONES WHO HAD WRONGED ME!!!"

"Why...?" whispered the voice in the cosmos.

"Because it's FUN!!! AND I FEEL ABSOLUTELY HIGH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! RESPECT THE DEAL, OLDER BROTHER!!!"

"Fine..."

Meanwhile...

Stefan blankly stares at the abyss on the Edge of Everything. Suddenly, his eyes quiver for a second...

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