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    The Jazz Fusion

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    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter XVII: Damsel-Fly the ME ~No Man's Land Part III~

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    I sit down on my couch, put my laptop on my table, depressedly drink coffee, and type down the story.
    Hey.
    Oh, hey. I'm just trying to uh... figure out how to get money.
    Because you're broke?
    Yes.
    So... What's this story about?
    I don't know. I'm running out of ideas. I feel like I ripped this off from the new Batman movie.
    There's a new Batman movie? What's it called.
    The Batman.
    Wow. That's creative.
    Yeah. I know. Humans reboot everything. 
    So... what's the Arc about?
    Oh! They get stuck in a quarantined Burnham and try to instill hope in their hearts again.
    Did you get any reads?
    No... I uh actually lost some...
    Oh... I see...
    No, it's fine! I think I offended Dream Stans or something.
    Lol.
    It's just a joke, guys. C'mon.
    No. You deserve to be canceled.
    Wait... Don't tell me.
    Y'know how I Stan every human in the Omniverses?
    No...
    Technically, I'm a Dream Stan.
    Oof. Well, that's nice, I guess. Just don't be weird about it.
    Yeah... Also, I don't think it's the Dream Stans...
    Really?
    You've said some really messed up jokes in your new Part.
    Oh... Ah... Right... This Part's evil.
    "NO!!!" yelled Miguel Ibarra. "DREAM STANNING IS BAD!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!"
    Miguel, didn't you save Dream from his evil Stans? 
    "Yeah!?"
    Because you... care about him?
    "No... NO!!!" sobbed Miguel. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    "WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" asked Yurielle, turning to Miguel, annoyed. "MY EARS ARE FUCKING RINGING BECAUSE OF YOU!!!"
    "Sorry..." said Miguel. "Talking to God and the Author. Hey! Look! It's Bruce!"
    "GET DOWN!!!" yelled Bruce.
    "GET DOWN!!! GET THE FUCK DOWN, GUYS!!! HOLY SHIT!!! GET DOWN!!! EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!" yelled Peter.
    A female version of Dragon-Fly is shown flying and chasing after them.
    The pair drop before the group as the female Dragon-Fly lands before them.
    "Hello, there..." smiled the female Dragon-Fly. "Ara~ara... If it isn't the JoJo Family...?"
    
                            
    
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