Chapter XXXVIII: Star Wars Shit ~Earth-777 War Part II~

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In a helicopter, the Jazz Fusion, Bruce, and Peter are inside a helicopter along with Tony Stark.

"Alright! As you can see, we're about to get deployed to the battlefield! We have a perfect weapon in case the Socialists use their own Weapon."

"O-Okay!" said Josuke.

"Remember. No killing, people," said Tony. "It's a thing we should all remember. Because when we start doing it... There's no going back..."

Peter and Josuke look down in fear.

"I think you're all ready for this battle! Batman. I need you to use your skills to-..."

Bruce, with an annoyed face, flaps his cape and hardens it as he proceeds to glide away.

"-... Fly away... Seriously!? A glider!? That's stupid. What if he gets caught in a tree or some shit when he lands!?"

"I heard that," Bruce spoke into Tony's earpiece.

"Psh... Peter... Land right there in that building over there. I have a job for you. Josuke and the Jazz Fusion, you stay in the front lines of the city.
We've evacuated the city, but that doesn't mean they're allowed to take its territory. We've lost most New Israelite territories already, but if they take New Annalisa, they take San Diego."

"You... have a job for me?" smiled Peter.

"Of course, I do, Night Monkey," said Tony. "Come with me, kid."

Peter smiles, activates his suit, and grabs onto Tony's back. Tony then flies down the city and to the building.

The Jazz Fusion nods at each other and leaps down.

"Uh!!!" yelled Patrick. "Why did we just jump off?"

The Jazz Fusion looks at each other, proceeding to scream (except for Mark, who rolls his eyes and groans). Mark swoops and catches all the Jazz Fusioneers and they land all around the city.

The Disciples all stayed in the front line along with the Jazz Fusion on the beach.

"Well..." said Jedan. "This is it..." he sighed. "I could really have a glass of water right now... But I gotta do this for Celine..."

"I'm right here, Jed..." said Celine.

"Right, right..."

"Well..." said Jessica. "For Ibarra, right?"

"I never really agreed to this..." said Zed.

"Shut up, Zed," said Lord. "Christ, we're gonna die..."

"No, we won't..." said Lei. "I think..."

"Luckily, I'm a genius in random bullshit," said Joseph.

Meanwhile, in PewDiePie's lair, Kariel goes on to try and hack into Rasputin's computer...

"C'mon..." said Felix, whispering.

Suddenly, The Jazz Fusion is landed by Mark.

"Invincible!?" asked some people. 

"Josuke and the Jazz Fusion!?" asked others.

"Spongebob! Spongebob!"

"Isn't that Laserheart!?"

Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Laserheart, The Smooch, and Invincible all stayed standing in front of the Disciples.

"Took you guys long enough," said Jedan.

"Hey," said Josuke. "We're here! Who're we fighting?"

Suddenly, giant Imperial Light Cruisers loomed in the sky.

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