The Jazz Fusion

Chapter VIII: F.F. Mega Pizza Place! ~Let's Go!!!~

"Yep... That's Co-Dependency. And, yes, Josuke. You have Masochistic Personality Disorder," said Ghost Jedan. "Finn, you have Borderline Personality Disorder. Jake and Spongebob, you both have ADHD. Patrick, you have an eating disorder. And Gumball, you're a narcissist."

"What about Darwin!?" asked Gumball.

"He's the only normal one here," said Ghost Jedan. "But the real player here is Josuke's dominating MPD. He's practically feeding you his baggage like punching bags... of course, at the expense of your mental health."

"So, what do you suggest?" asked Josuke.

"You spend time... bonding! I want you people to communicate properly while bonding. The six of you should try to practice a little bit of self-unconditional love while Josuke, you practice in self-sacrifice."

"But I'm a masochist! How am I the dominant one!?" asked Josuke.

"You have what our boss, Rick, calls Jerry Syndrome," said Ghost Jedan. "Basically you unconsciously act so pitifully and pathetic like prey itself to the point where you entrap your actual prey when they come close to you. You're like a fucked up venus flytrap or a siren bitch. No offense...
Meanwhile, you also abuse Josuke by, well, constantly bullying him his whole life."

They all bow their heads.

"Just stay clear from danger, alright?" smiled Ghost Jedan.

Later...

"So... we've been awkward for a while, now... Because apparently I hatched a random egg in a cave in the forest and our relationship got called out by a lizard dude... So... I guess we have to be healthy, now..." said Josuke. 

Everyone else bows their head in shame.

"Guys..." said Josuke. "Oh! I have an idea!"

Everyone turns to Josuke. 

"Let's bond in that place!" Josuke points to a random restaurant.

"That place opened five years ago... What the hell?" asked Gumball. "It looks so cool!"

"Freddy... Fazbear's... Mega Pizzaplex...?" asked Darwin. "Don't kids die here every year? I heard that nine kids died here... And apparently a security guard and a kid received extensive protection from Gabrielle recently. They said the place is haunted..."

"Ooooh!" yelled Gumball. "The scary mega mall pizza place in Washington, Utah is gonna kill you in your sleep with coupons!"

"Better than taxes," said Finn.

"Psh! Yeah!" yelled Josuke. 

"But... the place actually closed down a month ago after the animatronics were destroyed... I doubt that there'd be any food in there..." said Spongebob.

"So..." said Finn. "Now, what?"

"Wanna break-in?"

"*GASP!!!*" yelled Spongebob. "BUT THAT WOULD BE-!!!" He whispers. "Illegaaaal..."

Patrick riverdances psychotically. "HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!! YES!!! PIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"I heard all they do is microwave the pizzas, right?" smiled Josuke. "And it'd be ready?"

"Yeah... It's called the 21st century, Josuke," said Gumball.

"Oh, geez..." said Josuke.

"Oh... I mean-!!! I'm sorry!" yelled Gumball. "Wait... Shit..."