Chapter LV: Miguel and MABUS ~Jazzy Oddities Part IV~

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"What do you mean!?" asked Peter.

"Master Bruce said that he'll be off-world and will be inspecting the Terraforming in Mars," said Alfred, washing the dishes.

"So, what...?" asked Peter. "I can't hang out with him for today's weekly Dungeons and Dungeons and Even More Dungeons Game!?"

"Master Peter. I believe that you could just do things on your own for a change. Have your own adventure. Didn't Master Bruce want you to have your very own adventures and be yourself for a change?" smiled Alfred.

"But... Yeah! But...!"

"Get out there! Have some fun! Help people like you're supposed to! Be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!
Go save a life again!
I believe that you could do it, Master Peter! Just believe in yourself for once."

Peter smiles. "Thanks a lot, Alfred."

Peter then walks around Burnham City, Earth-777, looking for danger.

Everything seems... fine.

Peter sighs and tries to cross out the Universe in his list. Crossed out worlds include Earth-616, Prime-Earth, Earth-Grimm, and Earth-Prince.

Suddenly, crashes could be heard nearby.

"SON OF A BITCH!!!" yelled Miguel, falling to the ground in front of Peter.

"Miguel!?" asked Peter. "What the hell is going-!?"

"Parker!" yelled Miguel. "HERE!!!" Miguel enchants Peter's web-shooters. "TRAP HIM!!!"

"WHO!?!?!?" asked Peter.

Suddenly, a Ghost Rider wearing black armor with a skull on its chest while wearing torn jeans with an Eldritch Chain tied around his shoulders and a pair of Eldritch M16A1s. An odd detail about him is that he has an oval bowl over his head where the flames are contained along with his skull.

The people run away while Peter tries to shoot him with his webs.

"Pete!?" asked the Ghost Rider.

"Johnny!?" asked Peter.

"Get outta the way, kid. He knows where that piece of shit is."

"Wait... Who are you, exactly...? You don't feel like Johnny."

*RATATATATATATATATATATA!!*

Peter grabs Miguel and swings away. "Holy shit, you're heavy!"

"That's because I've gained a couple of pounds. Y'know... I shit on America a lot, but holy crap... Their food. When you start eating one, you don't stop on one bacon cheeseburger deluxe. You stop at eleventy..."

"GET DOWN!!!"

Peter swings around and blasts Eldritch webs at the Ghost Rider.

"Kid! Don't make me put you out. It isn't my job. You, too, Ibarra," the Ghost Rider spoke.

"Forget it, Castle! I can defeat you! Totes!"

"Your legs are broken."

"Yeah! And I'm still ahead of the Cosmic Ghost Rider! How embarrassing, bruh!"

"'Castle?' WAIT!!! TIME-OUT!!!"

Peter lands in front of the Ghost Rider, dropping Miguel to the ground.

"Frank...!?"

The Ghost Rider woges back to normal, revealing Frank Castle.

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