The Jazz Fusion

Chapter III: First Mission ~Fill Up the Hole~

Josuke and a beautiful woman sat at the table in a fancy restaurant. Josuke laughs as she chuckled awkwardly.

"So... anyways... I then turned to Finn and said-..." Josuke smiled.

Then, the beautiful woman started winking with some guy behind Josuke.

"-...and then...! I kicked the dang Sir Slicer into oblivion! Heck!!! HAHA!!!" smiled Josuke.

"Uh-huh," said the beautiful woman. "Just a second..."

The woman goes behind Josuke and talks to the guy way at the back. She then begins to talk with him, then they both laugh. Then, they exchange numbers while Josuke watched the whole thing.

The woman walks back and sits before Josuke.

Josuke, with a breaking voice, said, "Well... I guess we should call it a night, huh?" He smiled with watery eyes.

"Good. I'll hang here for a 'sex'. I mean... a sec..." said the woman, as Josuke nodded, stood up, and walked away.

The other more handsome guy sat on Josuke's chair and took Josuke's dinner as the pair laughed at Josuke. 

"He's not that good-looking. Thank you," said the woman.

Josuke bowed his head in shame and walked out of the restaurant. Josuke then sobbed quietly as he sat on the bench outside the restaurant. Josuke then takes out Prince, his Stand, as Prince prepares to punch Josuke's head clean off.

"Not today..." sighed Josuke.

*vrung*

Rick walks out of the portal and grabs Josuke's head. 

"Ouch!" yelled Josuke.

"WE GOT A JOB, JOSUKE!!!" yelled Rick.

"Wha-? Huh?"

"WE FINALLY GOT A JOB!!! AW YEAH!!! IT'S A JAZZ FUSION ADVENTURE!!! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!! AHAHA!!! COME ON JOSUKE!!! MAD MAGICAL ADVENTURE WITH A CRAZY CALCAVADE OF CARTOON CHARACTERS!!!" 

Josuke tries to grab the bench. "Let the suffering sink in for a while... Please..." Josuke's voice broke.

"SHUT UP, JOSUKE!!! STOP BEING THE QUIET KID AND START SHOOTING UP SOME UNIVERSES IN THE SCHOOL THAT IS THE MULTIVERSE INSTEAD, BABY!!!" Rick grabs Josuke's leg and pulls him toward the portal. "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR NIHILISTIC POINT OF VIEW IN LIFE!!! IT'S JUST A GOOD DAY TO GET OUT AND HAVE SOME ADVENTURIN'!!! AHAHAHA!!!"

Josuke cries and claws the dirt as Rick pulls him inside.

He desperately tries to claw himself out. "Please... Please..."

Josuke thinks of a way to stay as he takes out the portal gun and breaks it, pouring the fluid all over the portal. The portal implodes and disappears.

"HEY!!!" yelled Rick.

Josuke sobs and runs away as Rick takes out a taser, shoots Josuke, and electrocutes him.

"Great... Now I have to build a new portal gun..." said Rick, sighing. Rick pulls him away.

"I'm not the Goddamned quiet kid...! *sniff sniff...*"

"Yes, you are, asshole! YES, YOU FUCKING ARE!!! NOW, GIT!!!"

Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin all stare at the giant hole on the ground in the land of Elmore.

"This hole is a Stand?" asked Josuke.