The Jazz Fusion

Chapter XLVII: Batman vs. Spider-Man ~The Tournament Part IV~

"Holy crap, folks! It's amazing!" yelled J. Jonah. "It truly is amazing what's happening right now in front of us-!!!
If we could see anything happening."

It is revealed that only the grasslands are shown right now.

"Where is everyone...?" asked J. Jonah. "Don't you think this is weird, Lois?
Lois...?"

Lois is gone.

The Jazz Fusion's family:
Erina Zeppeli, Suki Zeppeli-Higashikata, Lady, Mercuria Costello, Johnny Blaze, Victoria JoJo, Gary, Rocky, Erina, Carrie, Mint, Jay, Bonnie, Jack, Jill, BJ, and BMO, all sat to wait for the upcoming fight.

"Mom..." said Mint. "It's been three days. Where are they!? I don't wanna spend all summer here in this dumb stadium."

"Something's wrong!" yelled Suki.

"You sensed it, too, little one?" asked Johnny.

"Yeah!" yelled Suki.

"For the last time..." said Mercuria. "I'm sure that there's a perfectly good explanation to why we can't see any of the fighters."

"Yeah!" yelled Erina. "Because Tony Stark is trying to invade Maharlica by... I don't know... Drugging everyone or some shit!?
Don't drink that."

Erina slaps the soda away from Johnny's hand.

"Right... F.F. told me that soda would one day be the death of me... Good call."

"Also, because obviously," said Erina. "These things are hypnotizing everyone else!"

Everyone around them is in a trance.

"And the ones who hadn't drunken it yet are about to be captured!" yelled Yoshiko.

"Jake eodiss-eo! (Where's Jake!?)" yelled Lady.

Your Korean is wrong-...

Shush... I know... I know...

"Yep! Where are they...!?" asked Johnny.

"Yeos meong-eo! Dangsin-eun naleul ihaehal su eobsdago malhaessda! (Fuck you! You said you couldn't understand me!)"

"Sorry..." said Johnny.

"If anyone gets any of my children, I'll haunt them 'til death," said Carrie.

"You can count them!?" asked Victoria.

"Meow! (Simpleton! She's a mother! Of course, she can!)" yelled Gary.

Rocky vibrates. "(Huzzah for motherhood!)"

"Everybody calm down!" yelled Jay.

"Yeah... But then again, we're about to die, big brother," said Bonnie.

"This is boring. Can we please change the channel?" asked Jack.

"Jack, are you fuckin' drunk?" asked Jill, in his head.

BJ facepalms along with BMO, Shelby, Kent, and NEPTR.

Everyone starts arguing with each other out of fear.

"HEY!!! EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!"

Everyone turns to...

Lois Lane...

"Lois Lane!?" asked everyone.

"Guys... I know that we're all paranoid right now, BUT SHUSH!!! Our families are in danger and only we could stop this from happening." Lois shows a USB drive in her hand. "Are you with me?"

Meanwhile...

"Sir..." said one scientist. "You can't take off their Arc Reactors. If you do, they won't be able to come back to this Earth. Their bodies will permanently transfer to that planet."