The Jazz Fusion

Chapter LV: One Night At Tina's ~Just One Night~

Gabby sighs while she entered the restaurant. She makes her hair into a bun and places it inside of a hairnet. She then wears an apron and puts on her nametag.

"Welcome to Tina Tiger's Pizzaverse!" she smiled, gallantly. "May I take your order...? Oh, dear God..." Gabby sees her university classmates right in front of her, who are extraterrestrials.

"Hey! Uh... Hi!"

"Well, well... If it isn't the nerd-turned-normie!?" laughed the kids who all wore glasses. They all carried books of literature, comic books, PS12s, and Nintendo Switches.

"Guys..." Gabby blushed. "I'm still as smart as you guys are!"

"Pfft!" laughed one kid. "No, you aren't! Bye, normie! Probably doesn't even know what the powerhouse of the cell is!"

"It's Midochlorian...?" asked Gabby.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bye, unintelligent noob."

Gabby bows her head in shame.

"You alright there, kid?"

Gabby looks to her left and sees Mark Fischbach. Known in their universe as Markiplier the Actor.

You're retconning Pewds, Jack, and Mark...?

Yeah...

"Oh, hey Mr. Fischbach," said Gabby. "They were just bullying me 'cuz I was a nerd."

"That seems terrible," said Markiplier. "Then, again, I don't care..." He puts on his fine makeup.

Gabby bows her head. 

Markiplier sighs. "Look, kid... All this nerd and normie nonsense that kids use to classify themselves into these so-called 'cliques'. It's all just for show!"

"What do you mean...?"

"You know! They just wanna keep their image up! A high-status member of society! I mean, I used to be like one of those guys! I lived in a beautiful Manor once! I stole my friend Damien's body and I ran away! Started a channel where I played characters from different universes!"

"You stole a body...?"

"But then I met your Dad! Really good guy, Gabby! Taught me the value of what it means to be a good Christian person!"

"Who's Damian...?"

"And... you're his heiress, kid... What are you gonna do if you're nothing like your Dad...? You like K-Pop! You like gyrating! You like hanging out with so-called normies! You're a casual viewer! You hate studying! So, what!? If your Dad doesn't accept you, then that's on him. Because he hated it when no one accepted him!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! He'd tell us this loser stories about how he was constantly bullied! Ugh! Absolutely horrendous!
Then, after he died, Felix was transported into a dimension filled with cubes or whatever and Jack was transported into a dimension with Underground Monsters. Really weird! Then Felix fought a dragon, a three-headed box demon, an amphibious sheep, living turnips, his clone, and an evil being called Herobrine..."

"This is getting exposition-y for no reason..." 

"And Jack saved a bunch of Monsters from a goat demon and freed them into their realm!"

"Goddamn it!" yelled Felix, while his dog bites his other dogs. "Sven! Stop chewing Edgar and Maya's tails."

"You shouldn't be conjuring your pets, here, Felix," said Sean, who is making some coffee.

"Quiet, Irish boy! You can't tell me what to do!" yelled Felix, summoning a Fishing Rod and pulling Sven away from the two other dogs.

Sven looks like a large wolf, but he is domesticated.