The Jazz Fusion

Chapter IX: River Flows N.U.~Poolside Battle~

"What the hell!? You maidenless wench!" yelled Gumball. "What do you mean, 'Balut isn't abortion!' Yes, it is! It's Duck Abortion!"

"But we eat Balut," said Josuke.

"Yeah. Because you Filipinos are fucking savages, dude!" yelled Gumball. "Who eats fertilized duck egg!?"

"Us! It's called embracing one's culture! Now eat it!"

"No!"

"God, I hate myself."

"Shit! You're doing it again!"

"Sorry! Can you not be an asshole to me, for once!?"

The pair are arguing in front of the television.

"Cats..." Jake shook his head.

"Is Josuke a cat?" asked Darwin.

"I don't know, man! Probably?" asked Jake.

"Dinner's ready!" smiled BMO.

"Sure!" yelled the others in the group.

"Catty bitch!" yelled Josuke.

"You're the catty bitch, you catty bitch!" yelled Gumball.

"You both are," said Jake. "Now eat your treats with us."

"Ugh!" yelled Josuke and Gumball.

"So... are they?" asked Darwin.

"They're both blue, they both purr, they're both losers, and they act like cats. What do you think?" asked Jake.

"I think that's racist," said Finn.

"How is saying two people of different species with the same fur color the same breed or species racist?"

"That's like saying Filipinos and the Vietnamese are the same ethnicities," said Spongebob.

"What!?" asked Jake.

"Uh..." said Finn. "That's like saying a Bulldog with yellow fur is the same breed as a Husky with yellow fur."

"Oh! Okay! Now, I get it! When you applied my race there, I get it now," said Jake.

"Dude..." said Darwin, shaking his head.

Everyone else shakes their head in disgust.

In Earth-777...

"What the honest fuck do you mean by 'manspreading'!?" asked Miguel. "Why would I turn that illegal!?"

"Because why would a woman like me want to see a man's penis!?"

"That's not the point of man sprea-! Y'know what!?"

Miguel snaps his fingers and turns her into a muscular man.

"OH, GOD!!!" sobbed the woman. "What have you done to me!?"

"I turned you into a man with huge balls, pelvis, and penis. Now, try to not man spread for 30 minutes while on that chair. If you fail three times or if that ass of yours gets off that seat, I won't turn it illegal..." said Miguel. "I will watch you. Okay?"

Miguel Ibarra is in court before several people trying to make laws for their new nation. The court is just the main stage of an abandoned and now newly renovated supermall in Burnham.

*beep beep!*

"Yeah?" asked Miguel. Miguel turns to the woman. "That's 'One.' You have two lives left before game over."