"Ugh! What do we do!? What do we do!?" asked Finn, pacing around. "Why am I so stupid!?"
"It's okay!" sighed Yoshiko. "We'll just find that Remnant of yours and kill him for breaking the rules... Also for making you cheat on me!"
"Yoshiko! You don't understand! That person is still technically me! I did those things... And I hate that I did them... Because I practically messed things up between us."
"Finn, honey... Half of my personality is a psychotic serial killer. I get it. Believe me... Yes, I still partially blame you... But in the end, those thoughts exist in Dark Finn. Not you."
"I still decided on the things I've done, Yoshiko."
"Yeah... But I'm fine with it. Believe me."
"I still feel unworthy of you..." frowned Finn.
Yoshiko sighs. "Yep... But I think the opposite."
"What do you see in me?"
"I see... Someone I've been striving to be. Someone who has a good heart, Finn. A good guy who has so much love who does stupid things because of it."
"Yep... Your amount of kindness really enforces that I don't deserve you."
"Yep! I'm so adorable when I'm evil!" smiled Yoshiko, as she sleep in their bed.
Finn sighs and looks at the sky. "I'll redeem myself... and be the hero that'd deserve this life... Right, Billy?"
The sky was silent.
Mark squats on the ground and begins screaming in an ascending voice.
A bunch of neighbors passes by Mark.
"Fuckin' weirdo," said one.
"White people..." one shook his head.
Josuke and Miguel pass by them.
"Hey, Mark! What are you doing?" smiled Josuke.
"Yeah... What are you doing?" asked Miguel. "You look like you're about to shit out a massive load of bricks."
"Practicing Ultra Judgment," said Mark. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-...!"
The pair stares at Mark. "PFFT!!! Aha! Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Aha aha aha aha aha aha! Hoowee!"
"What...?" asked Mark.
"That's not how you get Ultra Judgment!" laughed Miguel. "You need to balance both instinct and ego or whatever! And meditate to balance your Chi!"
"Your what now?" asked Mark.
"Y'know, Chi? It's Ki that hasn't left the body?" asked Miguel. "Life energy...?"
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The Jazz Fusion
FanfictionTen years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...