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    The Jazz Fusion

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    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter XV: White Fool Part I ~No Man's Land Part I~

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    Hi! Hi! Haha! Hello! It's been a while!
    Hm? What's that? What have I been doing?
    Oh! I was developing my universe, of course!
    Huh?
    Where's the next chapter?
    SHEESH!!!
    Well, alright then.
    
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
    Okay... So... where were we...?
    *CRASH!!! CRASH!!! SHATTER!!!*
    *THWAP!!! TING!!! THWAP!!!*
    "Someone call Gabrielle!" yelled Finn, whose legs are broken. "CRAP!!! Oh, Bjork... Fuck... Shit..."
    Finn crawls away as bloody paste trails from his legs.
    Gumball has his back leaned against the wall while heavily bleeding in the arm. "Who the shit is this guy!?"
    White-Face stands before them as he holds Josuke's decapitated arm. Josuke is on the ground, yelling in horror as he tries to restore his arm back. White-Face puts the arm inside a sack.
    Josuke is shrieking in agony as blood splatters all over the ground.
    White-Face steps on Josuke's throat while he chokes in pain.
    He stares at him.
    "What the fuck are you supposed to be!?" asked Gumball.
    Spongebob slaps his watch and calls-...
    
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
    "WHO ARE YOU!?" asked Darwin, crawling away from White-Face.
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    "I am White-Face. I wish for you to surrender Miguel Josuke Higashikata. If not, I will decapitate your parts and sell them."
    "Surrender...? Surrender WHAT!?" asked Gumball.
    Josuke is still screaming on the ground.
    White-Face prepares to hammer down on Josuke's other arm, but Jake, who is revealed to have been stabbed, charges and tackles White-Face into the next room. He disappears.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" sobbed Josuke, lying on a pool of blood, trying to stand up. "OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
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    "Tell me, do you know what fear is? Fear is one's feral instinct, an algorithmic pattern to survive... Everyone has it... because everyone is afraid... Even little, adorable, kitty cats like you..."
    Gumball's tail is cut off from White-Face's arm which reappears through a portal. "FUCK!!!"
    Gumball trips on the ground and crawls away as well.
    White-Face emerges from a sliced portal before Gumball.
    Patrick attacks with GGR, but White-Face grabs his body and crushes it.
    *crack!*
    White-Face tosses the poor starfish into the wall as he splatters with blood.
    *SPLAT!!!*
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    "I don't want to kill you. I just want to capture him. If not... All of you will die..."
    Josuke takes out Prince and attacks him.
    "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
    White-Face grabs Josuke's face and beats it over and over. "I just need to retrieve you..."
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