Chapter LII: It's Morbin' Time ~Jazzy Oddities Part I~

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"Ugh!" Gumball throws away the bottle of soya milk.

Oh, wow... You're writing bad things about your own culture now... How terrifying...

Well, yeah. Just sad that I couldn't write somethin' for a guy. *skips rock into a non-existent lake*
Fuck. I broke the dishes.

Ooh... Lookie me... I didn't get to write something. I'm such a loser! I'm gonna shit on my own culture! You're a masochist, Author. Boohoo. Little Author's gonna cry?

You're a bully, y'know that?

"Gumball... This is soya milk! It's pretty good!" smiled Josuke.

"I'm not drinking that shit!" yelled Gumball. "It looks like infected coom!"

Ohohoho... I have an idea.

Excuse me? I don't wanna write something really gross and weird...

I can see that you've lost viewers, Mr. Author. I have a really good idea of what to do.

Uh-huh... Like what?

Meanwhile... somewhere in the distance...

Hey! That's my job!

The Narrator stayed home and called sick today.

And silence came after.

Now, hold on. You can't just-!

The 'Author' now has to write in accordance with my own will.

I... I guess, I will. Wait... No! You're-... I really don't want to write this.

C'mon, Author! You know what they want! It's drama between these characters! It's the thrill of drama, you foolish Author! They want things like frustration, tense atmospheres, BATTLES!!! That's what they want!

But... Uh... Won't that be... Technically I won't be writing this...
You will... I'll just be a Ghost Writer from now on...

Exactly!

But... you're just a figment of my imagination... So now I'm just scared if you're my alter in my noggin'... Like Dissociative Identity crap...

No, I'm not! Trust me, Author!

How about this... Why don't I just-... Uh... Ooh! Ooh! I have an idea!

What's your idea, fool?

What if I just write something for compensation?

You always do that.

Uh... Hm... What if I... Uh... I...! I... Write something really, really different.

Okay...? Like, what?

I smile, as the wind from the window blows my hair as it flaps into my face.
Uh... Hm... Finn's daughter.

Finn already has a-... Oh! 

What if I hold an event where the characters are put into strange and fantastical tales? Some are canon! Some are alternate canon! Others are just really weird and semi-canon! Some should be so annoying that they shouldn't exist! It's called-!!!

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