The Jazz Fusion

Chapter LVI: Seventh Mission ~Recruiting~

"Doo doo doo doo doo..." Josuke finishes washing some dishes.

Finn is still thinking about how he could find and kill Dark Finn by researching online articles like, "How to destroy your evil self?"

Jake is rocking on the floor forward and backward, whimpering.

"OH, COME ON!!!" yelled Erina. "I DIDN'T FART, JAKE!!!"

"I HAVE A NOSE OF A BLOODHOUND, ERINA!!!"

Suki snickers quietly.

Spongebob and Patrick are cooking big Krabby Patties.

Spongebob wears a contraption that allows him to lift patties up. It's like a backpack with normal-sized spatulas and kitchen utensils connected to it through robot arms.

Meanwhile, Patrick is beating the patties to submission into a bowl.

Narcos is cooking Tinola, which is just Chicken Soup with Chilli Pepper Leaves and Papayas. The papayas, strangely enough, are diced into button shapes.

He sips it to see that he did pretty well.

Meanwhile, Gumball is sparring with Darwin.

Mark, meanwhile, is enjoying a hot cup of cocoa.

Yurielle, Mercuria, Irene, and Shizuka are playing a board game.

Finally, Gabrielle is chasing Mikaela, who crawls around on the ceiling without a diaper on. With a diaper in her hand and a pin stabbing her cheek, Gabrielle yells out, "MIKA!!! GET... IN... HERE!!!"

"Why are kids woging earlier nowadays...?" asked Josuke.

"Betas..." said Josuke, proceeding to shake his head.

Note: The official Multiversal Year is 2051. So, anyone born between Maharlican Year 2025-2039 is a Gen Beta, which Gabrielle is included in. Narcos is technically Gen Gamma, which is cursed, yes. And Mercuria, Yurielle, Irene, and Shizuka are Gen Beta like Gabrielle. Josuke was born in the Maharlican Year of 2022. So, he's a Gen Alpha.

"Back in my day..." said Josuke. "We watched good ol' Cocomelon which WAS ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR KIDS!!!"

Note: Y-Yeah... Time moved weirdly depending on each universe.

Raphael slams the door open.

"Yo..." said Josuke.

"Sorry..." said Raphael, bowing his head while hiding his eyes under his fedora. "I thought you'd be more annoyed..."

Raphael is wearing his trench coat and a fedora.

*BARK BARK!!!*

Iggy barked at the group.

"Nah... it's cool..."

Suki converses with the dog. "She doesn't like you..." she whispered to Jake.

Jake barks at Iggy, who barks back.

Gumball gets a chill in his spine and attacks Darwin's face, clawing it over and over again. He then leaps to Jake and tries clawing his face.

Spongebob, out of fear, flops on the ground, ruining some patties. Patrick flops on the ground like a starfish.

Raphael beats his chest and growls.

Darwin, freaking out, puckers his lips like a fish.

"Whoa! Whoa!" yelled Josuke, who ends up woging and shrieking.

*TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK!!!*

"WREEEEEEEAH!!!" he shrieked, as all the animals behaved.

"Guys! We're civilized people, here!" yelled Josuke. "Everyone chill the F out!
Jake, stop biting Darwin's leg."