The Jazz Fusion
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    The Jazz Fusion

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    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter XXXIV: Smile 42 Times ~And 420~

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    "Smile, baby!
    Smile all you want with the new and improved RED HUFFERS!!!
    Try it! I know you want it...
    Best tried at 4:20 PM."
    The Jazz Fusion discover a new drink being sold to them that you drink. It turns into smoke after you burp it that you could huff.
    Meanwhile, The Smiling Friends helps Miguel, who tries to make a commercial to raise awareness about the war while working with an old DBZA character. (Nappa.)
    *glug glug glug glug!*
    Gumball drinks some sort of new red drink and puffs out red smoke. "AH!!!"
    "What the heck are you drinking?" asked Josuke.
    "It's called Red Huffer! It's made by La Odac!" laughed Gumball, acting woozy. "Here." He offered a can.
    "N-No thanks," smiled Josuke. "Also, I've never heard of that before... Where'd you-?"
    "It's non-alcoholic! C'mon!" smiled Gumball.
    "Yeah, but I'm on a diet," said Josuke.
    
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
    
                            
    
                                
                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    *glug glug glug glug!*
    *puff!!!*
    Mark coughs in annoyance. "Why the hell does he keep drinking that stuff?"
    "It's called a healthy addiction. It's not like I'm letting it take over my life or whatever!" replied Gumball, who is on the sofa with several empty cans of the Red Huffers.
    "Well..." said Mark. "I heard that there's gonna be a mission one-... AH!!!"
    Mark opens the cupboard only to see that it's filled with stacked Red Huffer Cans. "What the hell!? Did you use our money to buy all this crap!?"
    "Calm down. I'm sure we can get that money back..."
    Josuke and Mark look at each other, worried.
    Later...
    "NO!!! NO!!! DON'T GIVE IT ALL AWAY!!!" sobbed Gumball, as Mark holds him down with ease. "DON'T DO THIS!!! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!! MY MONEY!!! MY SOUL!!! DARWIN!!!"
    "What the fuck!?" asked Darwin.
    The cans are transported to a different universe by Rick Sanchez.
    "We'll have them tested," said Rick.
    "Whoa! Thank you very much, sir," smiled Mark.
    "I don't care."
    Mark frowns.
    "Uh..." said Josuke. "When will it be -?"
    "It's done," said Rick. 
    "Oh!"
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