The Jazz Fusion

Chapter V: Dawko? ~Umbrella~

"Goddamn it... Guys!?" asked Josuke, entering the scene. "Some Mexican dude with a goat bike practically robbed me earlier... I bought a cake and he stole it then gave me money... Without my consent... But the line was way longer when I got back... so now I have no cake-... OH MY GOD!!!"

The whole mansion's living room is a mess and everyone (except Finn) is in their underwear watching television.

"Guys!?" asked Josuke. 

"Yeah?" asked Patrick.

"This place is a friggin' mess!" yelled Josuke.

"Your life's a mess," said Gumball.

"ORA!!!"

*SLAP!!!*

Gumball topples down and tumbles on the floor.

Patrick eats a lollipop and puts it in and out of his mouth while moaning.

"Patrick, stop giving head to that candy. And gguys... Please clean up your mess!" yelled Josuke.

"Try cleaning up your life," said Gumball, coughing blood on the ground.

"Not appreciating your attitude..." Josuke shook his head. "Where's... Finn?"

Meanwhile...

Finn gets home from work and is met by his wife.

Finn smiles and kisses her as Yoshiko turned red and turned away.

"Come on, Yoshi..." said Finn. 

"I'm not in the mood," said Yoshiko.

"Oh Glob!" yelled Finn, turning around. "Someone's outside the door!"

"Where?" Yoshiko turns to the door as Finn kisses her.

"Hm..."

*smack*

"Not bad, Mertens..." said Yoshiko, turning red.

"Ugh! Will you two stop making out!?" Mint sighs as she stomps outside wearing very thin shorts and a crop top. On her head, she wears a brown bear hat similar to Finn's.

"Sure, thing!" smiled Finn.

"Sweetie, you are not going out like that," Yoshiko squinted her eyes.

"Whatever!" yelled Mint.

"You can go, sweetie," said Finn.

"Thanks, Daddy!"

*shut*

"Come on, Yoshiko! She's finding herself! She's fifteen and all the boys are after her!" smiled Finn. "That's normal back in my world!"

"Well, it isn't normal in ours, Finn..."

"Trust me! She's a smart kid..."

"Finn... She still thinks that Jupiter is Earth's moon."

"Yeah? Well, she's smart enough to learn that it isn't. Mars is."

"Oh, God..." Yoshiko facepalms.

"Mom, Dad?" asked Jay, their son, who wears a pair of headphones over his ears. He puts a blue cat hat over his head. "I'm going out with the band! See ya!"

"Sure thing!" smiled Finn.

Finally, his youngest daughter, Bonny, approached Finn. She wears a white rabbit hat. "Hey, Daddy!" she smiled sweetly.

"Hey, honey!" Finn carries her up.

"Let's go have an adventure!"

"Aw, yeah!" smiled Finn as he "flew" her around like an airplane. "IT'S ADVENTURE TIME!!!"