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    The Jazz Fusion

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    Ten years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...

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    Chapter XXXI: Romance and a Fake Vat of Acid ~Vats Slaps~

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    Josuke stares at Suki, who stares at him back. "Yo."
    "Yo!" Suki yelled back. "Suki likes fries!"
    "Suki, this was supposed to be a staring contest," said Josuke, as he blinks. "DAMN IT!!!"
    "Dammit!" Suki yelled back.
    "Shit!" thought Josuke. He spoke, "Don't swear, Suki. That was my bad. I'm sorry, but you shouldn't swear."
    "You just swore again!"
    "K-... Well-!"
    Finn and Yoshiko enter the mansion with the kids: Mint, Jay, and Bonnie.
    "Finn, I didn't agree to this!" yelled Josuke.
    "We'll take the second floor," said Finn.
    "What!?" asked Josuke. "I installed the extra floors for our work! HEY!!!"
    "We'll pay rent! Don't worry!"
    "Annionghaseyo! Nanen 3 tsngeul cuhal gutipnida!" smiled Lady Rainicorn, entering the gate.
    "No, you cannot just barge in here and take the third floor!" yelled Josuke.
    "We'll be fine!" yelled Jake. "We'll pay rent!"
    "Meow!" Gary crawls in.
    "GARE BEAR!!!" Spongebob picks up Gary and runs to his room.
    Patrick is holding a familiar rock. "What a weirdo, huh? Sheesh! Anyway, this is Rocky! He'll be staying with us in the fish tank!"
    "I have no family..." said Gumball.
    Darwin and Carrie along with their 300 ghost guppies enter the room and fly upward.
    "Hey, Josuke!" smiled Darwin. "Bye, Josuke! We'll pay rent!"
    Josuke stays silent while he frowns and stares at the others walking upstairs.
    "Daddy, that's horrifying..." said Suki.
    "What!?" asked Josuke.
    "Mutilating your friends is mean..."
    "Shush!" Josuke covers her mouth.
    
                                
                                  
                                    
                                    
                                  
                                
                                
                              

    
                                
    
                                    Gabby and Anne silently watch television
                                
                                  
                                  
                                    
                                      
                                      
                                    
                                  
                                 
                                
    
                                
    
                                  
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    Gabby and Anne silently watch television. 
    Miguel, meanwhile, reads the online newspaper. "What the fuck!? Anne... Did you sign a contract with Sanchez to use his Fake Vats of Acid to lessen the possibility of the Jokers in our reality!?"
    "It's a pretty good idea!" yelled Anne.
    "No, it's not! Out of the 20 Vats in each Ace Chemicals, literally, we'll lose around 5% of our Earth's acid!"
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