"Please punch the button."
"Wait, so let me get this straight..." said Josuke. "I have to wear this thing around my neck, right?"
"Yes..." said the Octopus. "Like that man over there who kept telling me about the different flavors of Cheetos."
"-... Spicy Chicken, Fresh Shrimp, Just Salt, White Cheddar-..." smiled Goku, annoying an Evolved Octopus who wraps the collar around his neck.
"Aside from Sponges and Seastars, we have a new species to look out for," said the Octopus. "Especially that one..."
"I WILL NEVER PAY FOR THAT DAMNED BUTTON!!! IT'S BROKEN, I TELL YOU!!! MOTHERFUCKING BROKEN!!!" yelled Vegeta. "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!? I AM THE-!!!"
"We don't care if you're the Prince of All Saiyans, sir. We will still make you pay for that button."
"Vegeta. Just pay for the damned button," said Duwang.
"NEVER!!! THE PRINCE NEVER PAYS!!!"
"Do it, or I'll reform your hair."
"Touch my hair and I'll touch yours."
"I WILL REFORM THAT THING!!! VEGETA!!! GET BACK HERE!!!"
"EAT THE HOLE BENEATH MY NOODLE OF A TAIL, ASTROBOY!!!"
Josuke and the Jazz Fusion are led to a button in front of him.
"Punch this please..." said the man. "With your utmost strength."
"Pfft... Hey, look. It's Josuke from High School..."
"That loser? Pfft... What's his strength? I bet it's D2.
I got a C4."
"Me, too, bro!
I bet he gets E2!!! HAHAHA!!!"
Note:
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U=200 Beyond
S=10+-100+
A=10
B=6-9
C=3-5
D=2
E=2
F=1
Z=1
0
Basically, the average person is in the range of the Power Level "C", thus... 3-5 is the average person's strength. A child is 2 and a baby is 1. B above (6-∞) are basically supernatural already.
Now...
Josuke ignores that and tries to stay optimistic, still smiling. "How about you first, Darwin?"
Darwin nods and punches it.
*DING!!!*
"C4."
"HUH!!??" asked both.
"The cartoon character...!?!?!?!??!?!"
"The fucking goldfish!!!?!!??!?"
"You're... STRONGEST... Darwin..." smiled Josuke.
"Oh, right!" Darwin transforms his hand into an unknown entity's paw similar to an octopus.
*DING!!!*
"S10+"
"!!?!?!?" the two "former" bullies watched in horror.
Gumball goes next and punches it as Laserheart.
*DING!!!*
"B6."
Then, Patrick.
"I bet the Starfish won't..." said one of the two "former" bullies.
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The Jazz Fusion
FanfictionTen years after the death of Miguel JoJo, Josuke Higashikata: Miguel's alternate self and son figure, works together with the Jazz Fusion to protect Maharlica and the Z-Axis Multiverse from multiple threats and the horrors to come. This is the eig...
