The Jazz Fusion

Chapter VI: Usog ~Gumball's Magically Sick~

"Ew!" yelled Patrick, as he stares at the broccoli.

"Patrick, eat the Sea Broccoli," said Spongebob. "It's good for you."

"No! I don't wanna!" yelled Patrick.

"I'll give you a treat!" smiled Spongebob.

"Oh, boy! More soap!" Patrick bites into the broccoli. 

"What the hell is Filipino Day?" asked Gumball, walking into the room. "Ew. Broccoli."

"Broccoli is amazing," said Josuke.

"Filipinos..." Gumball shook his head in disgust. "Anyways, what's Filipino Day."

Everyone is sitting by the couch. Spongebob and Patrick, however, eat at the dinner table.

"Oh! You see, in my Universe, we were colonized by the Spaniards then the Americans. But, unlike with Mr. Reaper's Universe, when the Japanese got to us, it remained an Empire until today. The Philippines in our world is considered Japanese Imperial territory, even though our Empire is parliamentary. Our family, the JoJo Family, usurped the original Dynasty of Hito and killed all of them as we inserted ourselves into the mix!"

"Oh, right! The Aswangs' plan in both Universes is that they kill off the current leader of the Philippines then, after usurping the royal family, the Aswangs begin an Empire and then rule the world! Right?" smiled Darwin.

"Yep!" smiled Josuke. "My father, Arthur B. JoJo, ended up becoming part of the royal family and my ancestor, Kars, was the head. We were relatively peaceful rulers compared to Mr. Reaper's world's version of Lolo Kars. But y'know..."

*ZOOM!!! ZOOM!!! ZOOM!!!*

*HISS!!!*

Josuke smiles as his eyes blankly stared out of trauma.

"Blah blah blah... Boring History Lessons..." said Gumball.

"So... we're celebrating Filipino Day by going to the festival hosted downtown?" asked Patrick.

"Yeah! Lolo Kars established the holiday to remember that Filipinos' culture and history MATTER!!!"

Later...

They're the only ones at the festival.

"Oh... wow..." said Josuke. 

The group sees that the booths are only hosted by one person.

"Hey hey hey!" smiled a man wearing a tailed tuxedo, a black top hat, black shoes, and black sunglasses. It's the Rat King from the previous Parts. "Hello everybody!"

"Simoun!? Why are you here!?" asked Josuke. 

"I am the Rat King! Who's Simoun JoJo!? Sounds gay!" smiled the Rat King. "I host this year's festival! Ube Jam?" Rat King offers them a jar of ube.

"I didn't say 'JoJo,'" said Josuke.

"Fuck you!" smiled Rat King.

"You're a scammer, right?" asked Josuke.

Rat King squints his eyes in rage but continues to smile creepily.

"Y'know... I guess we would step away from this year's festival," smiled Josuke. Josuke bows his head. "Come on, guys," he spoke, sadly.

Rat King gave him a disgusted look.

Later...

Josuke felt like vomiting while walking home with the others.