Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Macedonia vs Macedonia

Year: 2021

North Macedonia
Germany please please please let me join EU.

Greece
Oh no you don't you monkey!

Italy
Is that racist? If so I'm all for it-

Greece
Italy just shut up.

Germany
Hmm I will have to think about this, I will summon the important members of EU!

France
Hello

Germany
..oh yeah Britain left.. WAIT THIS MEANS IF WE HAVE OPPOSING VIEWS.. we tie! Looks like we're in a bit of a conundrum France don't you think?

France
Yeah Germany of course we fucking are.

Germany
Well then, you know what this means?

France
We replace Britain with like.. Spain?

Germany
WHAT? NO! My vote counts as 2! What are you stupid?

France
..

Germany
Well anyway I vote for the Macedonians to join! Greece still hasn't paid me back and I need to get them back!

France
Well actually I think allowing North Macedonians to join the EU is not a very good idea because-

Germany
SHUT UP YOU DUMMKOPF! I ALREADY SAID MY VOTE COUNTS AS TWO! NOW GET OUT OF HERE! SCRAM! I WIN!

France
Well with FYROM joining Greece's opinion of you will lower more and they'll campaign to leave the EU despite not paying back their debts-

Germany
GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY UNION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I DO NOT WANT YOU HERE!

Across at the British Isles

Britain
Haha what a bunch of bellends right Ireland?

Ireland
I'm in the EU you know!

Britain
Oh yeah I forgot about that. Fuck you!

Back to the mainland

Germany
And don't come back!

France
So I'm just... out of the EU? What the FUCK?

Germany
Right now that's out of the way with... Macedonia!

Greece
IT IS NORTH MACEDONIA!

Germany
Whatever... you're allowed in the Union!

North Macedonia
Thank you Germany I love you I love you I love you!

Greece
WHAT? I AM OUT OF HERE!

Germany
Oh no you don't you little shit! Get back here! You need to pay back your debts!

Greece
I don't want this ape running about the Union!

Germany
You've took it too far Greece! I'm declaring war!

Greece
What the FUCK?

North Macedonia
We're gonna kick your ass Greece!

Greece
Watch this...

Greece is pummelled by North Macedonia alone before German troops even arrive.

Greece
Oh silly me I forgot to try! Hahahaha.... SERBIA HELP ME

Serbia
Of course brother!

Germany
Wait- wait I don't want a repeat of a big war here, how about we just leave it to the two Macedonians?

Serbia
Oh yeah definitely...

Serbia sends troops anyway without Germany's notice and Greece wins

Greece
Have that! Fuck out of here yeah yeah!

Germany
Well what are you going to do now?

Greece
I'm leaving this bitch!

Germany
You still haven't paid debts-

Greece
Who won the war?

Germany
How does that- oh whatever we're both equally insane I'll let you off you naughty boy!

Greece
HAHA.

Germany
But Macedonia is joining!

Greece
Whatever as long as I'm out!

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Turkey
Hey Germany I have a question