Very Realistic AFOTW 2

War ends in Africa and Rusky isnt happy 🤬🤬🤬

Indonesia
Chinese reinforcements are coming in soon, Australia, you best prepare yourself.

Australia
Come on New Zealand, we can win this.

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Algeria
Arab brothers, I think the rest of you should join the war effort with us and secure North Africa is United under the side of cum, let's knock Saudi Arabia down once and for all!

Mali
Ok?

Mauritania
Whatever you say, Algeria.

The rest of the Arab world declares war on Cock

Chad
Oh no bros... looks like I can't go on much longer.

Niger
I kinda didn't want to do it to you so don't blame me for it even though I've openly declared war on and invaded you.

Chad
Yeah it doesn't matter I understand why you'd want to join the winning side... I surrender.

Yemen
Saudi, we're coming from the south!

Oman
Germany can I have Zanzibar back? I want to be the sultanate again that was cool.

Fourth Reich
You do as I say if you want to survive, got that?

Oman
Oh ok...

Saudi Arabia
Fuck this there's no point! I surrender!

Ottoman Empire
Easy... so jabal shammar, please join me

Jabal Shammar
Of course ottoman 😍

Russia
Ukraine, you've lasted way too long, you think you can just be neutral for the whole of the war? No, you're mine!

Russia invades Ukraine

Fourth Reich
Ah ah ah! I believe Crimea belongs to the ottomans

Russia
..are you FUCKING serious.

Fourth Reich
Crimean Tatar is a Turkic language, in fact, most of the minorities in your country are Turkic, be lucky I'm not taking anything more from you, also, you 5, unite.

Kazakhstan
Ok

Turkic Union is created, consisting of Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan

Fourth Reich
That's soon to be yours, ottoman,

Russia
What the fuck?!?!?!1?1?1?1?

Ottoman Empire
WOW! I can finally unite all Turkic peoples... with you of course keeping East Turkestan, China

China
Oh I know. Annexes Taiwan have I done that yet I can't remember.

Ottoman Empire
Well for now I'll just... annex Armenia!

Russia
Oh my GOD, I'm going insane with Germany telling me what's my land and what's not, to make things worse my historic rival the ottomans are gaining all of MY land! I swear to god if ANYTHING else happens... at least I get the rest of Ukraine.

Ottoman Empire
Well things are looking up! I've got Egypt back, I have Crimea, Israel, Palestine, Iraq, Syria, Azerbaijan, Armenia, most of Georgia and parts of Saudi Arabia under my command! Kuwait! Join me!

Kuwait
Of course, O-ottoman empire!

Ottoman Empire
AH! A nice breath of fresh air for the new glorious empire of the Turks 🐺 and this is only the beginning! For now though... 4 pesky cock members remain...

Fourth Reich
Correction! Sree. South Africa has fallen to zee combined strength of me and the other southern African nations, now I can finally Nab Namibia! And the rest of South Africa... seeing as at one point it WAS Dutch, and I OWN the Netherlands... I just want land to be honest. Lesotho and ESwatini, you're also apart of me, HA HA HA!

South Africa
I'd try and be supportive but you lot are losing there's no way you can come back from this, bye!

Australia
We're fucked.

New Zealand
This has been said many times before it just doesn't affect me anymore.