Very Realistic AFOTW 2

African Countries are Collapsing? Say whaaaaa?

Year: 2022

Libya
Doctor... is it bad?

DR Congo
I'm afraid you're collapsing..

Libya
No.. this can't be happening.. I still have so much to do as a country- no! No- collapses

DR Congo
How sad... WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I DIDN'T KNOW COLLAPSING WAS CONTAGIOUS collapses

Germany
Oh no how sad for Libya! I guess I will set up a new government there to help them get back on track!

Leubya
I am the new Libyan government and I have changed my name to Leubya because I love the EU!

Germany
Speaking of the EU would you like to join it, Leubya?

France
Oh come on they aren't even in Europe!

Germany
But they're at the Mediterranean so it counts

France
???

Leubya
Oh boy this is a dream come true! Thank you Germany!

Republic of the Congo
Nice now I'm the only Congo! I think I should take some land off of the Congo, come on guys take your share!

Most of the D.R. Congo is split between other African nations, but the central is a new nation that is being run by African Forest Elephants

Elephantia
We are the wise elephants of elephantia, we are a neutral nation and are definitely not racist to humans hehe.

Congo
Oh ok sounds fair.

Chimpanzee Kingdom
Give us independence! We, as primates, despise what you're doing to humans in your elephant stomping grounds!

Elephantia
Do you not realise how smart elephants are?

Chimpanzee Kingdom
Yes, we're chimpanzees, we're smarter.

Elephantia
Oh shit yeah collapses

Chimpanzee Kingdom
Haha no one is smarter than the chimpanzees!

P.R. Congo
Except humans

Chimpanzee Kingdom
Oh shit yeah, collapses

Congo
Why can't I be the only Congo? Guess I'm republic of the Congo again...

USA
This reeks of China..a people's republic in.. Africa? They've been influencing Africa for years now I guess this is what happens.

Australia
We've got to do something about that bugger! Especially in the South China Sea as well! Hogging everything- wait why am I calling it the South China Sea?

P.R. Congo
Well well well.. it looks like all of you smelly little farts have taken some of the old Congo's land.. I can't be having that, I need a coast, so you'll give me all of my coast and all of my land back.

Angola
Yeah ok whatever I don't even need this land.

P.R. Congo
Oh... ok then.

Republic of the Congo
I guess you can have it back.. but I'm still upset because I used to be the only Congo!

P.R. Congo
Well that was easy.