Very Realistic AFOTW 2

More Meetings 😴😴😴💦💦💦

Germany
Well then.. let's get right into it.. Indonesia, we've gotten word from Taiwan here that certain countries have formed an alliance against both you and China...look at us and how EASILY we can take them out.

Russia
It's a no-brainer..

Spain
Come on man por favor, this is the only way Germany will help me get back my tourist traps in Catalonia.

Indonesia
Erm-

Germany
BEFORE you speak, here's our plan, for lebenshraum 2.0. Next week, I'll compromise a division of Switzerland between me, France and Italy

Italy
That's-a me!

Germany
..anyway, that will hopefully get France to get off our backs for a minute. Then, I form my master plan for the greater empire of Europe.

Italy
I keep my independence though, right?

Germany
Yeah yeah whatever, I start by annexing Germanic countries that are in the EU such as Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Sweden and Denmark. Then I'll propose a split between me and France for Belgium! Then with that trust MAYBE they'll forget about that treaty with Austria and I'll silently annex them. Boom, I'm huge! Then we move into Asia. China.

China
I annex Mongolia. That's it. Very silently though. Only 5 people live there so it's all good. YOU can annex Papua New Guinea silently. Then we're powerful enough for a war and can do whatever we want, sound any good?

Indonesia
Yes. I'm in.

WAP MEETING

France
Salut my allies! I want to just set something straight about this alliance. It's mainly for information purposes and not military action, although it seemed like that at first. If we show that this alliance is a military one than China or Germany will start recruiting members and it will scale to DEFCON 1, the Third World War.

Canada
That's fine by me buddy!

USA
That's good to note, I can finally get these euro poors off of my back!

Norway
There is only 4 European nations in this alliance fatty!

USA
I could like.. literally obliterate you with my nuclear arsenal right now dude.

Norway
And melt all the glaciers?

France
Enough! Japan, can you do a little spying on China please,

Japan
Yup.

France
Ok that's all I wanted you for. Everyone get out.

Canada
Ok friend.

Britain
France can I talk to you for a second? In private?

France
Of course 😏

Everyone else leaves

Britain
Germany.

France
Oh come on!- oh at least you're talking about Germany.

Britain
France, I don't know if you've noticed but fucking RUSSIA has just joined the European Union.

France
wow that's crazy...

Britain
LISTEN, France. Are you seeing a pattern here? Remind you of a specific pact, signed in 1939?

France
The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact!

Britain
Yes, I'm sensing a repeat of the Second World War. We need to at least make an alliance between us that is military. Are you in?

France
Ok, sure.

Britain
A second invasion of Poland will be coming soon... maybe,  I don't know I just want to hype us up for something dangerous.