Very Realistic AFOTW 2

😐🇨🇭No More Neutral🇨🇭😐

Germany
Frankreich, may I propose something to you?

France
Maybe like 5 years ago but not now!

Germany
I'm talking about an idea you  dummkopf!

France
Oh... ok.

Germany
Come meet me and Italy in Rome...

France
Huh, that's familiar. What-

Britain
WW2.

France
Of course! Please come with me, I'm worried they'll beat me up!

Britain
Of course France, and because I'm so kind, if they do fight us, you take on Italy.

France
W-wow. Our friendship has really grown a lot the last decades...

Britain
Yeah. Let's get going.

In Rome

Germany
Hallo France... and Britain is here too I see. I also brought Leubya with me, his original country Libya has proposed this idea before.

France
We're outnumbered!

Britain
Italy doesn't count its 2 on 2.

Germany
Does that ring any bells to you?

France
The G8 summit, Libya proposed to us we partition Switzerland.

Germany
Yup... so, want to do it?

France
My allies will be very angry with me. I don't think I should just carve up a nation that has been neutral since after the napoleonic wars between us.

Germany
Du will take part of Switzerland. You will.          It's My treat! Switzerland, don't you agree?

Britain
Huh?

Switzerland
Feelings Neutral.

Germany
That's not a no, your allies can not legally do anything to you because of that, I think...

Italy
Pulls out pizza cutter Swiss!

Switzerland
Can't say I do or not want to do this.

Germany
Get on the table you scum.

Switzerland
Feelings: Neutral- placed on table by Germany this isn't a good or bad bye it's just a- dies

Britain
The Neutral joke was only used in this part and it's already been dug into the grave.

Italy
Just like Switzerland!

Britain
I walked right into that one.

Germany
Let's get to carving...

The majority of Switzerland that speaks German goes to Germany, Italian to Italy and French to French

Germany
I think that's fair!

France
Yep.

Germany
Well, let's roll Italy. I have some fun stuff planned for us.

Italy
Yippee!

Leubya
I'm coming too!

France
Well... I don't know how I feel about that

Britain
Switzerland's borders looked really ugly at least the map of Europe looks better now. Looked like it was digging into Italy.

France
I guess? But this can lead to other annexations such as Liechtenstein, San Marino and Austria.

Britain
There's a treaty against annexing austria after world war 2, we can go to war against Germany if he tries it.

France
If he tries it forcefully, that is.

Britain
...now what?

Germany
Well step 1 was a success, I still don't think they like us though.

Italy
You have to partition Belgium! That'll get them to like ya! That's the next step anyway, right?

Germany
Yeah ok then, more partitions.