Very Realistic AFOTW 2

APEEsment 🤣🤣🤣🤣!1!1!1!1!

Germany
Wilkommen France!...and Britain, what's with the face?

Britain
Don't you dare think about doing anything smart here, Jerry.

Germany
Relax, there's no need to start calling me zat-

Britain
I've already banned alsatians from being called g*rman shepherds, I don't like you.

France
Oh come on just let Germany speak!

Germany
Danke, France-

Britain
FUCK you, Germany.

France
Aye! I'm so sorry Germany.

Germany
It's fine... anyway, I've already formally annexed the Netherlands-

Britain
You can't do that!

France
Why exactly, Germany?

Germany
So I can form the European Union into one country entirely! The entire population of the Netherlands voted to be annexed! Don't worry!

Britain
No more than Belgium and the Netherlands, understand?

Germany
Oh ja of course... (idiot)

France
Well then, let's see your proposal!

Germany
You get the French parts of Belgium, I get the German and Dutch parts as well as Brussels.

France
Sounds good, I don't want that disgusting city in my country anyway.

Germany
Zen it's sorted!

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France
See? It wasn't that bad! A win win, Germany is not annexing anything else!

Britain
I still don't trust him.

France
It's not like he's 1940s Germany-

Germany
I want Luxembourg

Britain
You can't have Luxembourg .

Germany
Why not.

Britain
Because we agreed to you only annexing part of Belgium and the Netherlands

Germany
But it's tiny!

Britain
..fine you can have Luxembourg

Germany
Danke!

Britain
Why did I let that happen. FUCK you France you're having a bad influence on me.

France
Relax Luxembourg IS only small-

Germany
I want Scandinavia.

Britain
..let's hold a meeting about this.

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Britain, France, Norway and Germany hold a meeting in Amsterdam.

Britain
You can't have Norway, they're in our alliance.

Norway
Thank you-

France
However you can have Denmark and Sweden.

Britain and Norway
WHAT?

France
What? The EU is basically one country anyway now I don't know why they wouldn't want to join.

Britain
How about you annex every part of Denmark except Zealand, so Denmark keeps Copenhagen and doesn't have to entirely be under your control. And you only annex the SWEDISH parts of Sweden and let the Sami people live in their own new country.

Germany
I have to give it to you Britain you sure drive a hard bargain-

Sweden
Shouldn't WE be involved in this meeting, Germany?

Denmark
Yeah, what if we don't want to give most of our land to you-

Germany
Oh but you do.

Denmark and Sweden
There's no point in arguing let's just go. 

Germany
Well then, I think we have a deal.

Britain
No more now, Germany.

Germany
Of course! See du!

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Britain
Well France, I actually am starting to believe I'm doing well, maybe I'll allow people to start calling alsatians German shepherds again-

Norway
Germany's invading the rest of Sweden and Denmark.

Britain
What?

Norway
He's invading the rest of Sweden and Denmark.

Britain
THATS THE LAST STRAW, I AM GOING TO, wait if he annexes Austria, then war is justified

Norway
WHAT THE FUCK-